Code red to be announced when:
words that are really disliked or might cause total annoyance
1. bae
2. folks
3. sumpah
4. iyah
5.
Friday, August 09, 2019
Friday, August 02, 2019
Thursday, July 11, 2019
tweets 22 feb - 1 may
@MillsReggie Feb 22 More A mistake that makes you humble is better than an achievement
that makes you arrogant.
Random thought Ever wonder what life is if prc still choose to be under strict communist rule
like nkorea Take a look at 20 yrs ago. Our island will certainly be less crowded.
Our products will not rosak so fast. Things would be made in taiwan instead. So many possibilities
Tempat yang banyak orang gila dan orang tua yang pemalas.
Actually being born Singaporean ade byk rezekinye. Tak kat sini, kat overseas
"Be strong. You don't have to be affected by every single word that is thrown onto you"
@brucelee Feb 20 More ๐ ‘It’s not about what happens; it’s about your reaction to
what happens that matters.’ #BruceLee
Pakcikhood in 1999 "Abg lauk dah masak"
(Me in singlet and sarong reading newspaper): oh iyee datang
Pakcikhood in 2019 "Abg lauk dah masak"
(Me in singlet and sarong watching igtv): kejap mira filza kasi tutorial mandikan anak kucing
Abeh kalau aunty jogging sambil pegang bukak payung
@topislamictwit Mar 1 More Tips nak jadi pemaaf. kena ingat. yang kita pun buat salah.
"maafkan org lain seperti mana kita nak Allah maafkan kita."
Leading by example is better than forcing down orders
@RaimiKashfi 16 Nov 2018 More Sebuah komputer kita install software yg hebat2,
tiba2 lupa nak install antivirus, tetap juga akan ada virus. Jasad kita install ilmu yg hebat2,
tiba2 lupa nak install adab, tetap juga akan hadir akhlak yg buruk. Tiada bermanfaat ilmu
yang diperoleh tanpa adab.
Burning offerings at this timing. This is basically solat sunat tahajjud in their context?
Best things about public transport: -aircon -listen to music -can close eyes and nap
-upper seats on the double decker -more sightseeing, less eyes on the road
-convenient food shops at the mrt stations -my bus stop is nearer than my carpark
Listening to mj2 Ade cite almari berhantu, ade pulak cite pasal
periuk berhantu.. ๐ค ape kate kite gabungkan, letak periuk dlm almari
Korang rase ape jadi eh. Hantu periuk fight dgn hantu dlm almari?
We have drivers under the influence of smartphone Drivers under the influence of
gps Drivers under the influence of passengers Drivers under the influence of money
because petrol is costly (illegal uturns, reversing because they missed their exit etc.)
So riders, headstrong.
What I've observed: colleagues who are in their 50s nearing 60s still working hard
because their kids are still in sec school/poly
What I've learnt: jgn kahwin lambat sangat lah ..
Not judging anyone or God's plans. But remember peh n peh wants you to work till you die
Reminder: ape yng kau ade, kdg2 orang lain tunggu berbulan-bulan atau
bertahun-tahun untuk dapatkan. So be grateful and be humble
@wafilahh Mar 30 More be thankful for the bad things in life.
they open your eyes to see the good things you weren't paying attention to before.
There are non-handicap people who boarded the bus just to alight only
one stop later which is at the bus interchange
I just find that these insurance companys are quite intrusive. They just barge in,
gives you their name card, asks for you to log into your si pi eff and to have
them all revealed.. All i just wanted to do is to collect my stupid parcel
Comparing my time to present day i feel very privileged that muslim footballers are
getting more prominent in EPL. This way i will encourage my kids to play football
passionately, and if they try to ignore solat 5 waktu i just show them a pic of mane,
salah, ozil or mustafi ๐
What if the remaining heroes come into acceptance and decided not to revenge on thanos?
Then #AvengersEndgame would just be a soap opera of every individual trying to
move on with life. I mean, didn't #Thanos also wipe off half of the villains
Just let him retire happily ๐
I wish i can whatsapp send this to every people who didn't know how to use
earphones/headphones inside the bus/mrt
@SabrItaway Apr 13 More You delay your prayers and then complain
when Allah๏ทป delays answering your Du’ฤ’s..
Instead of burning fossil fuels, singapore electricity supply can depend on the
taik hidung from the ah pek sitting beside me in the bus. From the start of the journey
asyik korek hidung non stop
Lelaki simpan janggut ade 2 sebab aje Sebab die warak atau die nak jadi macam
band system of a down
@AnilMohanlal Follow Follow @AnilMohanlal Arguments try to decide who is right right.
Discussions try to decide what is right.
It's about time land transport authority enforce 'no nose picking allowed.
Fine $500' in mrt and buses
Minah melayu skrg pun da hi-SES. Post gambar posing dgn maserati, panigale
Post video workout kat gym (tapi background voice 'ceywah baik sial' suare minah lagi satu.
members die) pakai attire under armour premium
Tapi yng penting bf kene kaya atau mat saleh ๐ proud of y'all
Mum never raised me like a king. She's the world's greatest cook
but she only fed me what i needed, not what i wanted Through her struggles
and examplery sacrifices, her lessons shaped me into an individual with
respectful manners, impartiality and the fear of God cc: tunangku
that makes you arrogant.
Random thought Ever wonder what life is if prc still choose to be under strict communist rule
like nkorea Take a look at 20 yrs ago. Our island will certainly be less crowded.
Our products will not rosak so fast. Things would be made in taiwan instead. So many possibilities
Tempat yang banyak orang gila dan orang tua yang pemalas.
Actually being born Singaporean ade byk rezekinye. Tak kat sini, kat overseas
"Be strong. You don't have to be affected by every single word that is thrown onto you"
@brucelee Feb 20 More ๐ ‘It’s not about what happens; it’s about your reaction to
what happens that matters.’ #BruceLee
Pakcikhood in 1999 "Abg lauk dah masak"
(Me in singlet and sarong reading newspaper): oh iyee datang
Pakcikhood in 2019 "Abg lauk dah masak"
(Me in singlet and sarong watching igtv): kejap mira filza kasi tutorial mandikan anak kucing
Abeh kalau aunty jogging sambil pegang bukak payung
@topislamictwit Mar 1 More Tips nak jadi pemaaf. kena ingat. yang kita pun buat salah.
"maafkan org lain seperti mana kita nak Allah maafkan kita."
Leading by example is better than forcing down orders
@RaimiKashfi 16 Nov 2018 More Sebuah komputer kita install software yg hebat2,
tiba2 lupa nak install antivirus, tetap juga akan ada virus. Jasad kita install ilmu yg hebat2,
tiba2 lupa nak install adab, tetap juga akan hadir akhlak yg buruk. Tiada bermanfaat ilmu
yang diperoleh tanpa adab.
Burning offerings at this timing. This is basically solat sunat tahajjud in their context?
Best things about public transport: -aircon -listen to music -can close eyes and nap
-upper seats on the double decker -more sightseeing, less eyes on the road
-convenient food shops at the mrt stations -my bus stop is nearer than my carpark
Listening to mj2 Ade cite almari berhantu, ade pulak cite pasal
periuk berhantu.. ๐ค ape kate kite gabungkan, letak periuk dlm almari
Korang rase ape jadi eh. Hantu periuk fight dgn hantu dlm almari?
We have drivers under the influence of smartphone Drivers under the influence of
gps Drivers under the influence of passengers Drivers under the influence of money
because petrol is costly (illegal uturns, reversing because they missed their exit etc.)
So riders, headstrong.
What I've observed: colleagues who are in their 50s nearing 60s still working hard
because their kids are still in sec school/poly
What I've learnt: jgn kahwin lambat sangat lah ..
Not judging anyone or God's plans. But remember peh n peh wants you to work till you die
Reminder: ape yng kau ade, kdg2 orang lain tunggu berbulan-bulan atau
bertahun-tahun untuk dapatkan. So be grateful and be humble
@wafilahh Mar 30 More be thankful for the bad things in life.
they open your eyes to see the good things you weren't paying attention to before.
There are non-handicap people who boarded the bus just to alight only
one stop later which is at the bus interchange
I just find that these insurance companys are quite intrusive. They just barge in,
gives you their name card, asks for you to log into your si pi eff and to have
them all revealed.. All i just wanted to do is to collect my stupid parcel
Comparing my time to present day i feel very privileged that muslim footballers are
getting more prominent in EPL. This way i will encourage my kids to play football
passionately, and if they try to ignore solat 5 waktu i just show them a pic of mane,
salah, ozil or mustafi ๐
What if the remaining heroes come into acceptance and decided not to revenge on thanos?
Then #AvengersEndgame would just be a soap opera of every individual trying to
move on with life. I mean, didn't #Thanos also wipe off half of the villains
Just let him retire happily ๐
I wish i can whatsapp send this to every people who didn't know how to use
earphones/headphones inside the bus/mrt
@SabrItaway Apr 13 More You delay your prayers and then complain
when Allah๏ทป delays answering your Du’ฤ’s..
Instead of burning fossil fuels, singapore electricity supply can depend on the
taik hidung from the ah pek sitting beside me in the bus. From the start of the journey
asyik korek hidung non stop
Lelaki simpan janggut ade 2 sebab aje Sebab die warak atau die nak jadi macam
band system of a down
@AnilMohanlal Follow Follow @AnilMohanlal Arguments try to decide who is right right.
Discussions try to decide what is right.
It's about time land transport authority enforce 'no nose picking allowed.
Fine $500' in mrt and buses
Minah melayu skrg pun da hi-SES. Post gambar posing dgn maserati, panigale
Post video workout kat gym (tapi background voice 'ceywah baik sial' suare minah lagi satu.
members die) pakai attire under armour premium
Tapi yng penting bf kene kaya atau mat saleh ๐ proud of y'all
Mum never raised me like a king. She's the world's greatest cook
but she only fed me what i needed, not what i wanted Through her struggles
and examplery sacrifices, her lessons shaped me into an individual with
respectful manners, impartiality and the fear of God cc: tunangku
Tuesday, May 07, 2019
tweets 31 nov - 1 feb
Things that i didn't have back then (but most kids do)
-tamiya
-playstation 1/2
-gameboy
-digimon
-beyblade
-bumble bee yoyo
-super soaker
-heelys
Instead i had
-audley
-windows 95/98
-brickgame
-tamagochi
-mitre epl soccerball
-watergun from tora candybox
-Styrofoam airplane
๐ค imagine ade org suruh bomoh santau. Bomoh baca2 pastu tiba2 jin die reply:
Eh ni nama ramai orang pakai la! Kat singkapo pun ade indon pun ade.. numbor paspot numbor ic ada?
@qilahrzli
2 Dec 2018
Phone calls are replaced by WhatsApp. Feelings are now tweets. And memories are some pictures we post on Instagram.
@izzharnazri
27 Nov 2018
More
Antara sebab rezeki sempit?
Kedekut dengan ahli keluarga.
Especially mak ayah.
Bangsa melayu harus lebih seperti bangsa cina. Mereka selalu mencintai dan mengingati ibu mereka pada setiap saat
Tidak percaya, dgr lah percakapan mereka:
ching chong chin ciao MOTHER ching chong chong MOTHER ching chai MOTHER kanina ni de ching ching MOTHER
Kenape kahwin jgn lambat sangat?
Kat tempat keje aku ade officer yang re-employment (past 55 yrs old).. masih kene keje sebab anak masih sekolah kat polytechnic..
Mmg rezeki jodoh masing2.. tapi kalau asyik nak 'single and easy' dah tua baru sedar..
Just my observation
Kalau nak murah rezeki jgn percaya kat bende2 zodiac ni semua.
Percaya kat quran lagi bagus
@CWonkasm
8 Dec 2018
More
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
Ganti disc brake depan $720 ๐ฑ
@dibfitri
14 Dec 2018
More
"Hidup ni bukan sentiasa senang, bukan sentisa bahagia, sebab Allah selalu nak uji kita, sebab bila dah bahagia, senang, berjaya kita lupa siapa diri kita"
Kenape facebook makin poyo eh
Do check out the new gojek website
It's called goblog
Kalau aku foreigner baru dtg sini, pastu takde certified knowledge pasal leadership atau security atau customs law tiba2 jadi inspector. Confirm korg tak respect aku. Betul tak? I was referring to an elderly colleague of mine.. he just started running a restaurant in jehbee.
Datang keje asyik lambat/amek timeoff. Keje pun siket membawang membebel byk. Gi retire skrg pun cantik
Ade orang sembur hinggus kat tissue
Ade orang satu alam semesta la tissue die. Sembur kat lantai kat tembok kat rumput kat tangga kat cermin
Hashtag pengotor
@gary302
18 Dec 2018
More
Anyone who thinks the problems at MUFC will disappear overnight are having a laugh. The owners, the CEO and a lot of the players are cunts. I’d like to thank Mr Mourinho for winning the UEFA cup and making it a complete set of trophies.
@ReccaluvsAi
20 Dec 2018
More
I swear most escooters have such bad taste in music and I always wonder why they have the need to share it with the rest of the world.
@FaktaAgama
20 Dec 2018
More
Sayyidina Ali bin Abi Talib telah berkata:
Simpan rahasiamu berdua saja:
1. Dirimu
2. Allah swt
Jagalah di dunia ini dua keredhaan:
1. Ibumu
2. Bapamu
Mohonlah bantuan ketika susah dengan dua hal:
1. Sabar
2. Solat
Jangan risau dua hal ini:
1. Rezeki
2. Ajal
"Expensive leisure toys"
All humans are not fat if we reset to 'factory settings'
But it's what we eat, how much we eat, and how much our food addiction has gradually increased over the years bla blaa
And also by our lifestyle which is influenced by technological conveniences like food panda etc
Metabolism also plays a part blaa blaa
If you notice people who live at rural kampung areas are not obese
Because their nearest McDonald's is a few hours drive.
Plus they live day-to-day on tough labour like farming, fishing etc
The alternate word for penis suggested by my parents when i was young:
bulbul
@inche_lebah
14 Sep 2018
More
3 malaikat yg jaga kita bila keluar rumah jika baca ni;
Bismillahi tawakkaltu a'lallahi walahaulawala quwataillah billah hila'liyil a'zim
Malaikat pertama ditugaskn oleh Allah beri petunjuk
Malaikat ke-2 ditugaskn utk cukupkn rezki
Malaikat ke-3 ditugaskn utk melindungi kita
@ZulfadhliFahmi
20 Dec 2017
More
" Si kaya berulang alik ke Mekah mencari redha Allah... Sedangkan jaraknya dgn si miskin hanya di sebelah rumah... "
Kalau tak happy, bilang dgn org tu face-to-face.. kalau bebual belakang, mulut prompan pun boleh buat
Used holiday items, let's go
Before you criticize a Muslim brother for impersonating a kafr etc. Keep in mind that it's part of his job and that's how he earn a living.
Bila lupa : Astagfirullah
Bila berjanji : InshaAllah
Bila marah : LaailahaillAllah
Bila terkejut : MasyaAllah
Bila rindu: Ku sebut namamu
Only after 3 yrs
in the eye-see-eh: my first ๐️
5 yrs: my first promotion
6 yrs: my 2nd posting
7 yrs: my first >200cc ๐️
8 yrs: my first engagement
my first appointment as field/dtl
'I tak mkn sayur k' starter pack
Seems like everyone is into FB 'fortunetelling' thingy kind of shit
@QusyairiH
28 Dec 2018
More
KFC is expensive? Stop eating KFC.
Car is expensive? Use public transportation.
Starbucks is overpriced? Try nescafe.
The problem with our society now is instead of working hard to be able to afford stuffs, we prefer to force corporations to match our laziness
Gtx1050 vs gtx1060.. rated 30% better performance on 1060..
.. price difference $500-700 ๐ฎ
Gtx960 vs gtx1050.. rated 3% better on 1050.. meh so tiny difference
Within 8 years i've never bought a new pc/lappy but i've changed my bike 4 times
Aku heran org2 ni kesah pasal american politics and trump.. like they really affect us directly ๐ค
2018: the year when 'rainbows' is considered a color symbol of gay
Yesterday i saw this post which sounded like
'pilih lah pasangan yng berpegang pada ugama. Sebab kalau dia sanggup tinggalkan ugama, dia pasti sanggup tinggalkan kau'
Here the malaysian bikes are louder than harley davidson
Cc: tp and lta
Actually nak menang epl senang je
38 games total
10 games lawan dgn top 5, kalah takpe. Pakai subs/ youngsters
Yng remaining 28 games mati2 kene menang. Not even a draw.
Hence,
W D L pts
28 0 10 84
United and leicester managed to win the league with less than 84 points in the 2010/11 and 2015/16 season.
Karipap sayur, tahu goreng.
Cc: orang yng tak pandai makan taugeh
You do realize in ig, people have a certain way of gaining huge amounts of followers
Like, today you randomly follow 10 people.. maybe 3 will follow you back
Within a month 3*30 = 90 new followers
Then you unfollow all 90 of them
Ini semua strategy ๐
And these people usually aren't celebrities. They're just addicted to likes that gives them a sense of popularity
Some of these people are selling and promoting their products
After watching kanye west 'i love it' music video, i feel like making a parody
Wear the roblox outfit and then sing "you're such a naughty minah ๐ถ
@ACommonFemaIe
Jan 19
More
straight line:
______________________________________
dashed line:
___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
someone’s insta story at a party:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Worst deployment in jp still better than the best deployment in wc
Unless you're anak ikan emas in wc then I believe your level of 'best' is far different from mine ๐
How to deal with idiot jaywalkers: clutch in, 10k rpm
Semua org ada kesalahan sendiri
Sama ada orang lain nampak ke tak
(Hanya Tuhan yng sembunyi keaiban kita)
Sama ada sendiri mengaku ke tak
(Hanya Tuhan yng berikan kita hikmah untuk gerakkan hati kita)
Keje paling susah keje police band. Sebab very note salah kene buat report
-tamiya
-playstation 1/2
-gameboy
-digimon
-beyblade
-bumble bee yoyo
-super soaker
-heelys
Instead i had
-audley
-windows 95/98
-brickgame
-tamagochi
-mitre epl soccerball
-watergun from tora candybox
-Styrofoam airplane
๐ค imagine ade org suruh bomoh santau. Bomoh baca2 pastu tiba2 jin die reply:
Eh ni nama ramai orang pakai la! Kat singkapo pun ade indon pun ade.. numbor paspot numbor ic ada?
@qilahrzli
2 Dec 2018
Phone calls are replaced by WhatsApp. Feelings are now tweets. And memories are some pictures we post on Instagram.
@izzharnazri
27 Nov 2018
More
Antara sebab rezeki sempit?
Kedekut dengan ahli keluarga.
Especially mak ayah.
Bangsa melayu harus lebih seperti bangsa cina. Mereka selalu mencintai dan mengingati ibu mereka pada setiap saat
Tidak percaya, dgr lah percakapan mereka:
ching chong chin ciao MOTHER ching chong chong MOTHER ching chai MOTHER kanina ni de ching ching MOTHER
Kenape kahwin jgn lambat sangat?
Kat tempat keje aku ade officer yang re-employment (past 55 yrs old).. masih kene keje sebab anak masih sekolah kat polytechnic..
Mmg rezeki jodoh masing2.. tapi kalau asyik nak 'single and easy' dah tua baru sedar..
Just my observation
Kalau nak murah rezeki jgn percaya kat bende2 zodiac ni semua.
Percaya kat quran lagi bagus
@CWonkasm
8 Dec 2018
More
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
Ganti disc brake depan $720 ๐ฑ
@dibfitri
14 Dec 2018
More
"Hidup ni bukan sentiasa senang, bukan sentisa bahagia, sebab Allah selalu nak uji kita, sebab bila dah bahagia, senang, berjaya kita lupa siapa diri kita"
Kenape facebook makin poyo eh
Do check out the new gojek website
It's called goblog
Kalau aku foreigner baru dtg sini, pastu takde certified knowledge pasal leadership atau security atau customs law tiba2 jadi inspector. Confirm korg tak respect aku. Betul tak? I was referring to an elderly colleague of mine.. he just started running a restaurant in jehbee.
Datang keje asyik lambat/amek timeoff. Keje pun siket membawang membebel byk. Gi retire skrg pun cantik
Ade orang sembur hinggus kat tissue
Ade orang satu alam semesta la tissue die. Sembur kat lantai kat tembok kat rumput kat tangga kat cermin
Hashtag pengotor
@gary302
18 Dec 2018
More
Anyone who thinks the problems at MUFC will disappear overnight are having a laugh. The owners, the CEO and a lot of the players are cunts. I’d like to thank Mr Mourinho for winning the UEFA cup and making it a complete set of trophies.
@ReccaluvsAi
20 Dec 2018
More
I swear most escooters have such bad taste in music and I always wonder why they have the need to share it with the rest of the world.
@FaktaAgama
20 Dec 2018
More
Sayyidina Ali bin Abi Talib telah berkata:
Simpan rahasiamu berdua saja:
1. Dirimu
2. Allah swt
Jagalah di dunia ini dua keredhaan:
1. Ibumu
2. Bapamu
Mohonlah bantuan ketika susah dengan dua hal:
1. Sabar
2. Solat
Jangan risau dua hal ini:
1. Rezeki
2. Ajal
"Expensive leisure toys"
All humans are not fat if we reset to 'factory settings'
But it's what we eat, how much we eat, and how much our food addiction has gradually increased over the years bla blaa
And also by our lifestyle which is influenced by technological conveniences like food panda etc
Metabolism also plays a part blaa blaa
If you notice people who live at rural kampung areas are not obese
Because their nearest McDonald's is a few hours drive.
Plus they live day-to-day on tough labour like farming, fishing etc
The alternate word for penis suggested by my parents when i was young:
bulbul
@inche_lebah
14 Sep 2018
More
3 malaikat yg jaga kita bila keluar rumah jika baca ni;
Bismillahi tawakkaltu a'lallahi walahaulawala quwataillah billah hila'liyil a'zim
Malaikat pertama ditugaskn oleh Allah beri petunjuk
Malaikat ke-2 ditugaskn utk cukupkn rezki
Malaikat ke-3 ditugaskn utk melindungi kita
@ZulfadhliFahmi
20 Dec 2017
More
" Si kaya berulang alik ke Mekah mencari redha Allah... Sedangkan jaraknya dgn si miskin hanya di sebelah rumah... "
Kalau tak happy, bilang dgn org tu face-to-face.. kalau bebual belakang, mulut prompan pun boleh buat
Used holiday items, let's go
Before you criticize a Muslim brother for impersonating a kafr etc. Keep in mind that it's part of his job and that's how he earn a living.
Bila lupa : Astagfirullah
Bila berjanji : InshaAllah
Bila marah : LaailahaillAllah
Bila terkejut : MasyaAllah
Bila rindu: Ku sebut namamu
Only after 3 yrs
in the eye-see-eh: my first ๐️
5 yrs: my first promotion
6 yrs: my 2nd posting
7 yrs: my first >200cc ๐️
8 yrs: my first engagement
my first appointment as field/dtl
'I tak mkn sayur k' starter pack
Seems like everyone is into FB 'fortunetelling' thingy kind of shit
@QusyairiH
28 Dec 2018
More
KFC is expensive? Stop eating KFC.
Car is expensive? Use public transportation.
Starbucks is overpriced? Try nescafe.
The problem with our society now is instead of working hard to be able to afford stuffs, we prefer to force corporations to match our laziness
Gtx1050 vs gtx1060.. rated 30% better performance on 1060..
.. price difference $500-700 ๐ฎ
Gtx960 vs gtx1050.. rated 3% better on 1050.. meh so tiny difference
Within 8 years i've never bought a new pc/lappy but i've changed my bike 4 times
Aku heran org2 ni kesah pasal american politics and trump.. like they really affect us directly ๐ค
2018: the year when 'rainbows' is considered a color symbol of gay
Yesterday i saw this post which sounded like
'pilih lah pasangan yng berpegang pada ugama. Sebab kalau dia sanggup tinggalkan ugama, dia pasti sanggup tinggalkan kau'
Here the malaysian bikes are louder than harley davidson
Cc: tp and lta
Actually nak menang epl senang je
38 games total
10 games lawan dgn top 5, kalah takpe. Pakai subs/ youngsters
Yng remaining 28 games mati2 kene menang. Not even a draw.
Hence,
W D L pts
28 0 10 84
United and leicester managed to win the league with less than 84 points in the 2010/11 and 2015/16 season.
Karipap sayur, tahu goreng.
Cc: orang yng tak pandai makan taugeh
You do realize in ig, people have a certain way of gaining huge amounts of followers
Like, today you randomly follow 10 people.. maybe 3 will follow you back
Within a month 3*30 = 90 new followers
Then you unfollow all 90 of them
Ini semua strategy ๐
And these people usually aren't celebrities. They're just addicted to likes that gives them a sense of popularity
Some of these people are selling and promoting their products
After watching kanye west 'i love it' music video, i feel like making a parody
Wear the roblox outfit and then sing "you're such a naughty minah ๐ถ
@ACommonFemaIe
Jan 19
More
straight line:
______________________________________
dashed line:
___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
someone’s insta story at a party:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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Worst deployment in jp still better than the best deployment in wc
Unless you're anak ikan emas in wc then I believe your level of 'best' is far different from mine ๐
How to deal with idiot jaywalkers: clutch in, 10k rpm
Semua org ada kesalahan sendiri
Sama ada orang lain nampak ke tak
(Hanya Tuhan yng sembunyi keaiban kita)
Sama ada sendiri mengaku ke tak
(Hanya Tuhan yng berikan kita hikmah untuk gerakkan hati kita)
Keje paling susah keje police band. Sebab very note salah kene buat report
Thursday, January 03, 2019
tweets 1 oct - 30 nov
I think the most important aspect about love is sacrifice They say love is a losing game But in the end the reward is jannah for you both
@smrtsg 2 Sep 2018 More When I was younger, I used to sneak out of home to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go home.
Bawak powerbank nak change hp, ... .. powerbank lupe nak charge hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaku ingin seribu tahun lagi bersamamu
Type yng suke travel tapi not on foot
There will always be friends who think the world only revolves around them Self-obsessed social media addicts with their selfies
Ramai yng kencing lupa flush Ramai juga yng kencing tapi lupa lock cubicle
One thing about malays is that they are so quick to judge based on first impression and third-party rumours
Kenape kite belum jodoh? Sebab kite tak tau jaga diri sendiri, macam mana kite nak jaga anak orang? Just my opinion Bukan riak bros..
@FoootballPlanet 24 Sep 2018 More N’Golo Kante’s rise is amazing. 2012: Playing in Ligue 2 2013: Playing in Ligue 1 2015: Moves to the Premier League 2016: Wins the League & reaches a Euro's Final. 2017: Wins the League again 2018: Wins the FA Cup, World Cup and named in FIFPRO World XI.
Hais i miss my suzuki. This honda too relaxed la the riding style. More suitable for ages 40 & above Sport๐️ can build up core muscle
A lot will ask 'why so happy' 'why so sad' Just for the sake of opening their mouth And not really concerned about your real well-being
I'm one of those individuals who eats at secret recipe and then asks the waiter "so tell me, what's your secret recipe"
Orang yang nampak alim tak semestinya 100% cara die betul and terbaik Sebab die pun manusia
When you thought venom became your parasite and talking in your mind But then you realized it's shakila base calling out your name
One more time if i encounter a jaywalker slowly jaywalking with his/her eyes totally on the phone, I'm gonna stop one side Snatch his/her phone from his/her hands and fcuking smash it to the ground
Orang2 yang suke bukak vitec kat carpark macam taufiq
#notallmalays drink alcohol, they drink bubble tea too because they like to bubble
Day 5 of my night dieting which involves only drinking after sunset I also call it 'reverse fasting' because i didn't eat anything from maghrib till fajr
The meaning of life Life is always about perspective There's 3 dimensions and 6 sides to a cube Some ignorant people only see it as a single-dimensional square Don't be like them. Haha
Speaking about work politics.. some people don't like transferring out because they already besar kepala in that current position They know they'll have to go back to square one and no longer the 'anak emas' or the 'abang long'
People in sv650 fb group say the 270crossplane of the mt07 is more exciting than an actual v-twin
@trellymick 18 Oct 2018 More If you died tonight, your employer would have a job advert to fill your role by the end of the month. But your friends and family would miss you forever. Don’t get so busy on making a living that you forget to work on making a life
The difference between riding and driving is that in a moderate ๐ accident, you lose a few thousand dollars But in a moderate ๐️ accident, you lose a few limbs
Islam always give simple solutions to everything, but it's the people who makes it complicated and sour
@esplayn 12 Nov 2018 More West Ham now have Nasri, Wilshere and Fabianski. All they need now is Fabregas and Koscielny and they’d beat Barca 2-1.
'My wife is my ex-gf' references is so annoying
Orang macam zaki bagus la. Selalu happy. Cheerful. Everyday gongxifachai
Aku notice kedai motor ade new & old skol
New skol:
-nama English (ultima motorsports, revo motoring etc)
-cashier/clerk youngster
-receipt printed, microsoft excel
Old skol:
-nama lejen (kang kang motors, chin chow enterprise, pang keng cycles etc)
-cashier/clerk auntie tua, cermin mata degree tinggi nak mampos
-receipt tulisan doctor, color putih color biru, buku 555
I really wish i could sell my honda to someone who's really enthusiastic and interested about its engine characteristic Not just some random dude who just wanna upgrade from class 2a and get his hands on the cheapest class 2 possible thinking that this nc is faster than a 600
Korang imagine makan seafood, order cereal prawn. Cereal die pakai honey star
Marriage course taught me not share too much about your spouse:
Today
๐ฉ suami aku sado
๐ง oh iye ke
Tmr
๐ฉ aku bingit asyik gado dgn suami
๐ง cerai sudah
Eventually
๐ฉ kami berpisah.. sigh
๐ง I'm sorry for you sis (hahaha yes! finally aku boleh dpt laki sado idaman mcm die)
@smrtsg 2 Sep 2018 More When I was younger, I used to sneak out of home to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go home.
Bawak powerbank nak change hp, ... .. powerbank lupe nak charge hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaku ingin seribu tahun lagi bersamamu
Type yng suke travel tapi not on foot
There will always be friends who think the world only revolves around them Self-obsessed social media addicts with their selfies
Ramai yng kencing lupa flush Ramai juga yng kencing tapi lupa lock cubicle
One thing about malays is that they are so quick to judge based on first impression and third-party rumours
Kenape kite belum jodoh? Sebab kite tak tau jaga diri sendiri, macam mana kite nak jaga anak orang? Just my opinion Bukan riak bros..
@FoootballPlanet 24 Sep 2018 More N’Golo Kante’s rise is amazing. 2012: Playing in Ligue 2 2013: Playing in Ligue 1 2015: Moves to the Premier League 2016: Wins the League & reaches a Euro's Final. 2017: Wins the League again 2018: Wins the FA Cup, World Cup and named in FIFPRO World XI.
Hais i miss my suzuki. This honda too relaxed la the riding style. More suitable for ages 40 & above Sport๐️ can build up core muscle
A lot will ask 'why so happy' 'why so sad' Just for the sake of opening their mouth And not really concerned about your real well-being
I'm one of those individuals who eats at secret recipe and then asks the waiter "so tell me, what's your secret recipe"
Orang yang nampak alim tak semestinya 100% cara die betul and terbaik Sebab die pun manusia
When you thought venom became your parasite and talking in your mind But then you realized it's shakila base calling out your name
One more time if i encounter a jaywalker slowly jaywalking with his/her eyes totally on the phone, I'm gonna stop one side Snatch his/her phone from his/her hands and fcuking smash it to the ground
Orang2 yang suke bukak vitec kat carpark macam taufiq
#notallmalays drink alcohol, they drink bubble tea too because they like to bubble
Day 5 of my night dieting which involves only drinking after sunset I also call it 'reverse fasting' because i didn't eat anything from maghrib till fajr
The meaning of life Life is always about perspective There's 3 dimensions and 6 sides to a cube Some ignorant people only see it as a single-dimensional square Don't be like them. Haha
Speaking about work politics.. some people don't like transferring out because they already besar kepala in that current position They know they'll have to go back to square one and no longer the 'anak emas' or the 'abang long'
People in sv650 fb group say the 270crossplane of the mt07 is more exciting than an actual v-twin
@trellymick 18 Oct 2018 More If you died tonight, your employer would have a job advert to fill your role by the end of the month. But your friends and family would miss you forever. Don’t get so busy on making a living that you forget to work on making a life
The difference between riding and driving is that in a moderate ๐ accident, you lose a few thousand dollars But in a moderate ๐️ accident, you lose a few limbs
Islam always give simple solutions to everything, but it's the people who makes it complicated and sour
@esplayn 12 Nov 2018 More West Ham now have Nasri, Wilshere and Fabianski. All they need now is Fabregas and Koscielny and they’d beat Barca 2-1.
'My wife is my ex-gf' references is so annoying
Orang macam zaki bagus la. Selalu happy. Cheerful. Everyday gongxifachai
Aku notice kedai motor ade new & old skol
New skol:
-nama English (ultima motorsports, revo motoring etc)
-cashier/clerk youngster
-receipt printed, microsoft excel
Old skol:
-nama lejen (kang kang motors, chin chow enterprise, pang keng cycles etc)
-cashier/clerk auntie tua, cermin mata degree tinggi nak mampos
-receipt tulisan doctor, color putih color biru, buku 555
I really wish i could sell my honda to someone who's really enthusiastic and interested about its engine characteristic Not just some random dude who just wanna upgrade from class 2a and get his hands on the cheapest class 2 possible thinking that this nc is faster than a 600
Korang imagine makan seafood, order cereal prawn. Cereal die pakai honey star
Marriage course taught me not share too much about your spouse:
Today
๐ฉ suami aku sado
๐ง oh iye ke
Tmr
๐ฉ aku bingit asyik gado dgn suami
๐ง cerai sudah
Eventually
๐ฉ kami berpisah.. sigh
๐ง I'm sorry for you sis (hahaha yes! finally aku boleh dpt laki sado idaman mcm die)
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