In malaysia, prompan yng tak tutup aurat kene kutuk caci.
In the western, prompan yng berhijab kene kutuk caci. And even assaulted by caucasians
My point here is that an 'ustaz' is sometimes no different than a white redneck
But on the other side of the coin, this is what we call 'tough love'
Yes his remarks are crude. But it's the same when our mums nag and scold us
Like "ah takyah balik rumah lah. Sampai besok pagi takyah balik"
I hope his main intention is to instill the prevention of maksiat
Drone flying might be my next hobby hmmm
Random flashback:
I watched a drama on suria which involves a character acting as a prostitute with dreadlocks 🤔
When you have whoring at 8 and reggae gig at 9
Her: mengidam kerang
Me: let's go check out other restaurants. Kerang bahasa english ape eh
Her:
2018 in a nutshell:
super cold weather in jan 22 degrees
bird feather is a romantic gift
Kim k creates an app
R.i.p. hawking
Lesbian h&m ad
Victoria secret crazy sale
New mys garmen
Jubah wakanda
Trumpkim
the wc european winners' curse lives on
'Borat' ver2.0
The 'invisible' prank
E equals M seeeee
Mourinho sacked
Liverpool top of the table with 6pts apart from second spurs
First time driving toyota aqua hybrid. Not bad
Started with 9 bars on the fuel gauge, ended with 9 bars. Drove nearly 50km 😮 the magic of hybrids
@SemperFiArsenal
May 9
Alexis left Arsenal to win trophies and United are the only team who aren't competing for any trophy right now.
@PatrickTimmons1
May 9
Just spare a quick thought for the Valencia fan who travelled to England & embarrassed his club by performing a Nazi salute & making monkey noises. He was handed a lifetime ban & watched at home as his side lost again tonight, with the 7 goals all being scored by black players.
When you don't have a hobby and decided to collect wives
Why is tea without milk called tea-O but bandung without milk is called sirap
The worst thing about being second is that you're the last to know that you won't win
@ThrowbackAFC
May 12
Congratulations to Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang who is joint Golden Boot winner with 22 goals. He is the first Arsenal player to win it since Robin van Persie in 2012.
To 'know' how to do something and to be qualified to do something are 2 different things
Eg. Anyone can 'know' how to be an officer
But a qualified officer is someone with integrity, is very much aware that by crossing a line, he may abuse his powers to his personal advantage
With the new snapchat gender swap filter i can now become my own model for my tudung business
Mira filzah? More like mira filter
No, just kidding
Whatever you observe ade pengajaran nyer
We shud feel fortunate that when we iftar we all dine like kings
Now think of the unfortunate ones
Everyone exists for a reason
Some are excellent examples of how chronic humans have evolved into
Bukan nak kecam. Time raya pakai mcm raja sehari
Tapi asyik2 nampak nga isap rokok kat carpark siang hari bulan puasa
@caesarrifa
Follow Follow @caesarrifa
Don't waste your 20's staying in one country, work hard, travel the world. Said privileged people.
Those I know who travel the world before 23, their parents work hard, not them.
@islamicthought
Jun 7
Problems are like washing machines. They twist us, spin us, & knock us around, but in the end we always come out cleaner, brighter & better.
hashtag musfat
Director: Cut! You're fired
Me: Well you said I should improvise the conversation since there's no script
Director: This is faketaxi not tv alhijrah you dumbshit
@FaizalMalasahi
Jun 7
Guys, I wanna share something. Amalkan baca Surah Yusuf Ayat 4 & Surah Taha Ayat 39 after solat sebanyak 3x. You akan rasa dikasihi oleh org org sekeliling you and it makes your face glow as well. InsyaAllah, I have been practising it for 3 months -
Singkapo has around 6000 people living in 1 square kilometre 😮
Single people be like '..and I'm still alone'
But if we compare with cities vs countries, mumbai has 31,000 😵
To put this into perspective, if you share your room with one of your siblings.. In Mumbai you'll be sharing your room with an additional 3 siblings
#randomfacts
30 years old right now and I hope I can finish paying for it 23 years later
Will always prefer to drive myself instead of taking the taxi
Speaking of those grumpy driver uncles that kept clicking tougue or sighing throughout the journey
Age identity crisis exists
Rezeki masing2. Aku 3rd posting baru dpt rasa jadi field, assistant TL, topsis, ops room atau pakai cass. 2nd posting baru dpt rasa access card
Yng kat land checkpt masih full-time stamper/special morning, I'm with you
No wonder islam tak suruh pakai candle
1. Ambil selfie bersama kekasih/spouse anda
2. Edit muka kekasih anda, conteng etc. sampai kelihatan macam perompak
3. Bila kekasih lihat gambar dalam keadaan marah dan tanya "HOI APA NI. PEROMPAK MANA NI"
4. Jawab "perompak hati saya"
#Syawal has got to be the hardest month to lose weight
All the high sugar intake from kuih kuih raya, f&n fanta orange, soft drinks and so on
Plus the amount of cholesterol from rendang and all you name it
Sunday, August 25, 2019
Friday, August 09, 2019
Code red procedure
Code red to be announced when:
words that are really disliked or might cause total annoyance
1. bae
2. folks
3. sumpah
4. iyah
5.
words that are really disliked or might cause total annoyance
1. bae
2. folks
3. sumpah
4. iyah
5.
Friday, August 02, 2019
Thursday, July 11, 2019
tweets 22 feb - 1 may
@MillsReggie Feb 22 More A mistake that makes you humble is better than an achievement
that makes you arrogant.
Random thought Ever wonder what life is if prc still choose to be under strict communist rule
like nkorea Take a look at 20 yrs ago. Our island will certainly be less crowded.
Our products will not rosak so fast. Things would be made in taiwan instead. So many possibilities
Tempat yang banyak orang gila dan orang tua yang pemalas.
Actually being born Singaporean ade byk rezekinye. Tak kat sini, kat overseas
"Be strong. You don't have to be affected by every single word that is thrown onto you"
@brucelee Feb 20 More 🐉 ‘It’s not about what happens; it’s about your reaction to
what happens that matters.’ #BruceLee
Pakcikhood in 1999 "Abg lauk dah masak"
(Me in singlet and sarong reading newspaper): oh iyee datang
Pakcikhood in 2019 "Abg lauk dah masak"
(Me in singlet and sarong watching igtv): kejap mira filza kasi tutorial mandikan anak kucing
Abeh kalau aunty jogging sambil pegang bukak payung
@topislamictwit Mar 1 More Tips nak jadi pemaaf. kena ingat. yang kita pun buat salah.
"maafkan org lain seperti mana kita nak Allah maafkan kita."
Leading by example is better than forcing down orders
@RaimiKashfi 16 Nov 2018 More Sebuah komputer kita install software yg hebat2,
tiba2 lupa nak install antivirus, tetap juga akan ada virus. Jasad kita install ilmu yg hebat2,
tiba2 lupa nak install adab, tetap juga akan hadir akhlak yg buruk. Tiada bermanfaat ilmu
yang diperoleh tanpa adab.
Burning offerings at this timing. This is basically solat sunat tahajjud in their context?
Best things about public transport: -aircon -listen to music -can close eyes and nap
-upper seats on the double decker -more sightseeing, less eyes on the road
-convenient food shops at the mrt stations -my bus stop is nearer than my carpark
Listening to mj2 Ade cite almari berhantu, ade pulak cite pasal
periuk berhantu.. 🤔 ape kate kite gabungkan, letak periuk dlm almari
Korang rase ape jadi eh. Hantu periuk fight dgn hantu dlm almari?
We have drivers under the influence of smartphone Drivers under the influence of
gps Drivers under the influence of passengers Drivers under the influence of money
because petrol is costly (illegal uturns, reversing because they missed their exit etc.)
So riders, headstrong.
What I've observed: colleagues who are in their 50s nearing 60s still working hard
because their kids are still in sec school/poly
What I've learnt: jgn kahwin lambat sangat lah ..
Not judging anyone or God's plans. But remember peh n peh wants you to work till you die
Reminder: ape yng kau ade, kdg2 orang lain tunggu berbulan-bulan atau
bertahun-tahun untuk dapatkan. So be grateful and be humble
@wafilahh Mar 30 More be thankful for the bad things in life.
they open your eyes to see the good things you weren't paying attention to before.
There are non-handicap people who boarded the bus just to alight only
one stop later which is at the bus interchange
I just find that these insurance companys are quite intrusive. They just barge in,
gives you their name card, asks for you to log into your si pi eff and to have
them all revealed.. All i just wanted to do is to collect my stupid parcel
Comparing my time to present day i feel very privileged that muslim footballers are
getting more prominent in EPL. This way i will encourage my kids to play football
passionately, and if they try to ignore solat 5 waktu i just show them a pic of mane,
salah, ozil or mustafi 😀
What if the remaining heroes come into acceptance and decided not to revenge on thanos?
Then #AvengersEndgame would just be a soap opera of every individual trying to
move on with life. I mean, didn't #Thanos also wipe off half of the villains
Just let him retire happily 😄
I wish i can whatsapp send this to every people who didn't know how to use
earphones/headphones inside the bus/mrt
@SabrItaway Apr 13 More You delay your prayers and then complain
when Allahﷻ delays answering your Du’ā’s..
Instead of burning fossil fuels, singapore electricity supply can depend on the
taik hidung from the ah pek sitting beside me in the bus. From the start of the journey
asyik korek hidung non stop
Lelaki simpan janggut ade 2 sebab aje Sebab die warak atau die nak jadi macam
band system of a down
@AnilMohanlal Follow Follow @AnilMohanlal Arguments try to decide who is right right.
Discussions try to decide what is right.
It's about time land transport authority enforce 'no nose picking allowed.
Fine $500' in mrt and buses
Minah melayu skrg pun da hi-SES. Post gambar posing dgn maserati, panigale
Post video workout kat gym (tapi background voice 'ceywah baik sial' suare minah lagi satu.
members die) pakai attire under armour premium
Tapi yng penting bf kene kaya atau mat saleh 😆 proud of y'all
Mum never raised me like a king. She's the world's greatest cook
but she only fed me what i needed, not what i wanted Through her struggles
and examplery sacrifices, her lessons shaped me into an individual with
respectful manners, impartiality and the fear of God cc: tunangku
that makes you arrogant.
Random thought Ever wonder what life is if prc still choose to be under strict communist rule
like nkorea Take a look at 20 yrs ago. Our island will certainly be less crowded.
Our products will not rosak so fast. Things would be made in taiwan instead. So many possibilities
Tempat yang banyak orang gila dan orang tua yang pemalas.
Actually being born Singaporean ade byk rezekinye. Tak kat sini, kat overseas
"Be strong. You don't have to be affected by every single word that is thrown onto you"
@brucelee Feb 20 More 🐉 ‘It’s not about what happens; it’s about your reaction to
what happens that matters.’ #BruceLee
Pakcikhood in 1999 "Abg lauk dah masak"
(Me in singlet and sarong reading newspaper): oh iyee datang
Pakcikhood in 2019 "Abg lauk dah masak"
(Me in singlet and sarong watching igtv): kejap mira filza kasi tutorial mandikan anak kucing
Abeh kalau aunty jogging sambil pegang bukak payung
@topislamictwit Mar 1 More Tips nak jadi pemaaf. kena ingat. yang kita pun buat salah.
"maafkan org lain seperti mana kita nak Allah maafkan kita."
Leading by example is better than forcing down orders
@RaimiKashfi 16 Nov 2018 More Sebuah komputer kita install software yg hebat2,
tiba2 lupa nak install antivirus, tetap juga akan ada virus. Jasad kita install ilmu yg hebat2,
tiba2 lupa nak install adab, tetap juga akan hadir akhlak yg buruk. Tiada bermanfaat ilmu
yang diperoleh tanpa adab.
Burning offerings at this timing. This is basically solat sunat tahajjud in their context?
Best things about public transport: -aircon -listen to music -can close eyes and nap
-upper seats on the double decker -more sightseeing, less eyes on the road
-convenient food shops at the mrt stations -my bus stop is nearer than my carpark
Listening to mj2 Ade cite almari berhantu, ade pulak cite pasal
periuk berhantu.. 🤔 ape kate kite gabungkan, letak periuk dlm almari
Korang rase ape jadi eh. Hantu periuk fight dgn hantu dlm almari?
We have drivers under the influence of smartphone Drivers under the influence of
gps Drivers under the influence of passengers Drivers under the influence of money
because petrol is costly (illegal uturns, reversing because they missed their exit etc.)
So riders, headstrong.
What I've observed: colleagues who are in their 50s nearing 60s still working hard
because their kids are still in sec school/poly
What I've learnt: jgn kahwin lambat sangat lah ..
Not judging anyone or God's plans. But remember peh n peh wants you to work till you die
Reminder: ape yng kau ade, kdg2 orang lain tunggu berbulan-bulan atau
bertahun-tahun untuk dapatkan. So be grateful and be humble
@wafilahh Mar 30 More be thankful for the bad things in life.
they open your eyes to see the good things you weren't paying attention to before.
There are non-handicap people who boarded the bus just to alight only
one stop later which is at the bus interchange
I just find that these insurance companys are quite intrusive. They just barge in,
gives you their name card, asks for you to log into your si pi eff and to have
them all revealed.. All i just wanted to do is to collect my stupid parcel
Comparing my time to present day i feel very privileged that muslim footballers are
getting more prominent in EPL. This way i will encourage my kids to play football
passionately, and if they try to ignore solat 5 waktu i just show them a pic of mane,
salah, ozil or mustafi 😀
What if the remaining heroes come into acceptance and decided not to revenge on thanos?
Then #AvengersEndgame would just be a soap opera of every individual trying to
move on with life. I mean, didn't #Thanos also wipe off half of the villains
Just let him retire happily 😄
I wish i can whatsapp send this to every people who didn't know how to use
earphones/headphones inside the bus/mrt
@SabrItaway Apr 13 More You delay your prayers and then complain
when Allahﷻ delays answering your Du’ā’s..
Instead of burning fossil fuels, singapore electricity supply can depend on the
taik hidung from the ah pek sitting beside me in the bus. From the start of the journey
asyik korek hidung non stop
Lelaki simpan janggut ade 2 sebab aje Sebab die warak atau die nak jadi macam
band system of a down
@AnilMohanlal Follow Follow @AnilMohanlal Arguments try to decide who is right right.
Discussions try to decide what is right.
It's about time land transport authority enforce 'no nose picking allowed.
Fine $500' in mrt and buses
Minah melayu skrg pun da hi-SES. Post gambar posing dgn maserati, panigale
Post video workout kat gym (tapi background voice 'ceywah baik sial' suare minah lagi satu.
members die) pakai attire under armour premium
Tapi yng penting bf kene kaya atau mat saleh 😆 proud of y'all
Mum never raised me like a king. She's the world's greatest cook
but she only fed me what i needed, not what i wanted Through her struggles
and examplery sacrifices, her lessons shaped me into an individual with
respectful manners, impartiality and the fear of God cc: tunangku
Tuesday, May 07, 2019
tweets 31 nov - 1 feb
Things that i didn't have back then (but most kids do)
-tamiya
-playstation 1/2
-gameboy
-digimon
-beyblade
-bumble bee yoyo
-super soaker
-heelys
Instead i had
-audley
-windows 95/98
-brickgame
-tamagochi
-mitre epl soccerball
-watergun from tora candybox
-Styrofoam airplane
🤔 imagine ade org suruh bomoh santau. Bomoh baca2 pastu tiba2 jin die reply:
Eh ni nama ramai orang pakai la! Kat singkapo pun ade indon pun ade.. numbor paspot numbor ic ada?
@qilahrzli
2 Dec 2018
Phone calls are replaced by WhatsApp. Feelings are now tweets. And memories are some pictures we post on Instagram.
@izzharnazri
27 Nov 2018
More
Antara sebab rezeki sempit?
Kedekut dengan ahli keluarga.
Especially mak ayah.
Bangsa melayu harus lebih seperti bangsa cina. Mereka selalu mencintai dan mengingati ibu mereka pada setiap saat
Tidak percaya, dgr lah percakapan mereka:
ching chong chin ciao MOTHER ching chong chong MOTHER ching chai MOTHER kanina ni de ching ching MOTHER
Kenape kahwin jgn lambat sangat?
Kat tempat keje aku ade officer yang re-employment (past 55 yrs old).. masih kene keje sebab anak masih sekolah kat polytechnic..
Mmg rezeki jodoh masing2.. tapi kalau asyik nak 'single and easy' dah tua baru sedar..
Just my observation
Kalau nak murah rezeki jgn percaya kat bende2 zodiac ni semua.
Percaya kat quran lagi bagus
@CWonkasm
8 Dec 2018
More
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
Ganti disc brake depan $720 😱
@dibfitri
14 Dec 2018
More
"Hidup ni bukan sentiasa senang, bukan sentisa bahagia, sebab Allah selalu nak uji kita, sebab bila dah bahagia, senang, berjaya kita lupa siapa diri kita"
Kenape facebook makin poyo eh
Do check out the new gojek website
It's called goblog
Kalau aku foreigner baru dtg sini, pastu takde certified knowledge pasal leadership atau security atau customs law tiba2 jadi inspector. Confirm korg tak respect aku. Betul tak? I was referring to an elderly colleague of mine.. he just started running a restaurant in jehbee.
Datang keje asyik lambat/amek timeoff. Keje pun siket membawang membebel byk. Gi retire skrg pun cantik
Ade orang sembur hinggus kat tissue
Ade orang satu alam semesta la tissue die. Sembur kat lantai kat tembok kat rumput kat tangga kat cermin
Hashtag pengotor
@gary302
18 Dec 2018
More
Anyone who thinks the problems at MUFC will disappear overnight are having a laugh. The owners, the CEO and a lot of the players are cunts. I’d like to thank Mr Mourinho for winning the UEFA cup and making it a complete set of trophies.
@ReccaluvsAi
20 Dec 2018
More
I swear most escooters have such bad taste in music and I always wonder why they have the need to share it with the rest of the world.
@FaktaAgama
20 Dec 2018
More
Sayyidina Ali bin Abi Talib telah berkata:
Simpan rahasiamu berdua saja:
1. Dirimu
2. Allah swt
Jagalah di dunia ini dua keredhaan:
1. Ibumu
2. Bapamu
Mohonlah bantuan ketika susah dengan dua hal:
1. Sabar
2. Solat
Jangan risau dua hal ini:
1. Rezeki
2. Ajal
"Expensive leisure toys"
All humans are not fat if we reset to 'factory settings'
But it's what we eat, how much we eat, and how much our food addiction has gradually increased over the years bla blaa
And also by our lifestyle which is influenced by technological conveniences like food panda etc
Metabolism also plays a part blaa blaa
If you notice people who live at rural kampung areas are not obese
Because their nearest McDonald's is a few hours drive.
Plus they live day-to-day on tough labour like farming, fishing etc
The alternate word for penis suggested by my parents when i was young:
bulbul
@inche_lebah
14 Sep 2018
More
3 malaikat yg jaga kita bila keluar rumah jika baca ni;
Bismillahi tawakkaltu a'lallahi walahaulawala quwataillah billah hila'liyil a'zim
Malaikat pertama ditugaskn oleh Allah beri petunjuk
Malaikat ke-2 ditugaskn utk cukupkn rezki
Malaikat ke-3 ditugaskn utk melindungi kita
@ZulfadhliFahmi
20 Dec 2017
More
" Si kaya berulang alik ke Mekah mencari redha Allah... Sedangkan jaraknya dgn si miskin hanya di sebelah rumah... "
Kalau tak happy, bilang dgn org tu face-to-face.. kalau bebual belakang, mulut prompan pun boleh buat
Used holiday items, let's go
Before you criticize a Muslim brother for impersonating a kafr etc. Keep in mind that it's part of his job and that's how he earn a living.
Bila lupa : Astagfirullah
Bila berjanji : InshaAllah
Bila marah : LaailahaillAllah
Bila terkejut : MasyaAllah
Bila rindu: Ku sebut namamu
Only after 3 yrs
in the eye-see-eh: my first 🏍️
5 yrs: my first promotion
6 yrs: my 2nd posting
7 yrs: my first >200cc 🏍️
8 yrs: my first engagement
my first appointment as field/dtl
'I tak mkn sayur k' starter pack
Seems like everyone is into FB 'fortunetelling' thingy kind of shit
@QusyairiH
28 Dec 2018
More
KFC is expensive? Stop eating KFC.
Car is expensive? Use public transportation.
Starbucks is overpriced? Try nescafe.
The problem with our society now is instead of working hard to be able to afford stuffs, we prefer to force corporations to match our laziness
Gtx1050 vs gtx1060.. rated 30% better performance on 1060..
.. price difference $500-700 😮
Gtx960 vs gtx1050.. rated 3% better on 1050.. meh so tiny difference
Within 8 years i've never bought a new pc/lappy but i've changed my bike 4 times
Aku heran org2 ni kesah pasal american politics and trump.. like they really affect us directly 🤔
2018: the year when 'rainbows' is considered a color symbol of gay
Yesterday i saw this post which sounded like
'pilih lah pasangan yng berpegang pada ugama. Sebab kalau dia sanggup tinggalkan ugama, dia pasti sanggup tinggalkan kau'
Here the malaysian bikes are louder than harley davidson
Cc: tp and lta
Actually nak menang epl senang je
38 games total
10 games lawan dgn top 5, kalah takpe. Pakai subs/ youngsters
Yng remaining 28 games mati2 kene menang. Not even a draw.
Hence,
W D L pts
28 0 10 84
United and leicester managed to win the league with less than 84 points in the 2010/11 and 2015/16 season.
Karipap sayur, tahu goreng.
Cc: orang yng tak pandai makan taugeh
You do realize in ig, people have a certain way of gaining huge amounts of followers
Like, today you randomly follow 10 people.. maybe 3 will follow you back
Within a month 3*30 = 90 new followers
Then you unfollow all 90 of them
Ini semua strategy 🙄
And these people usually aren't celebrities. They're just addicted to likes that gives them a sense of popularity
Some of these people are selling and promoting their products
After watching kanye west 'i love it' music video, i feel like making a parody
Wear the roblox outfit and then sing "you're such a naughty minah 🎶
@ACommonFemaIe
Jan 19
More
straight line:
______________________________________
dashed line:
___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
someone’s insta story at a party:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Worst deployment in jp still better than the best deployment in wc
Unless you're anak ikan emas in wc then I believe your level of 'best' is far different from mine 😆
How to deal with idiot jaywalkers: clutch in, 10k rpm
Semua org ada kesalahan sendiri
Sama ada orang lain nampak ke tak
(Hanya Tuhan yng sembunyi keaiban kita)
Sama ada sendiri mengaku ke tak
(Hanya Tuhan yng berikan kita hikmah untuk gerakkan hati kita)
Keje paling susah keje police band. Sebab very note salah kene buat report
-tamiya
-playstation 1/2
-gameboy
-digimon
-beyblade
-bumble bee yoyo
-super soaker
-heelys
Instead i had
-audley
-windows 95/98
-brickgame
-tamagochi
-mitre epl soccerball
-watergun from tora candybox
-Styrofoam airplane
🤔 imagine ade org suruh bomoh santau. Bomoh baca2 pastu tiba2 jin die reply:
Eh ni nama ramai orang pakai la! Kat singkapo pun ade indon pun ade.. numbor paspot numbor ic ada?
@qilahrzli
2 Dec 2018
Phone calls are replaced by WhatsApp. Feelings are now tweets. And memories are some pictures we post on Instagram.
@izzharnazri
27 Nov 2018
More
Antara sebab rezeki sempit?
Kedekut dengan ahli keluarga.
Especially mak ayah.
Bangsa melayu harus lebih seperti bangsa cina. Mereka selalu mencintai dan mengingati ibu mereka pada setiap saat
Tidak percaya, dgr lah percakapan mereka:
ching chong chin ciao MOTHER ching chong chong MOTHER ching chai MOTHER kanina ni de ching ching MOTHER
Kenape kahwin jgn lambat sangat?
Kat tempat keje aku ade officer yang re-employment (past 55 yrs old).. masih kene keje sebab anak masih sekolah kat polytechnic..
Mmg rezeki jodoh masing2.. tapi kalau asyik nak 'single and easy' dah tua baru sedar..
Just my observation
Kalau nak murah rezeki jgn percaya kat bende2 zodiac ni semua.
Percaya kat quran lagi bagus
@CWonkasm
8 Dec 2018
More
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
Ganti disc brake depan $720 😱
@dibfitri
14 Dec 2018
More
"Hidup ni bukan sentiasa senang, bukan sentisa bahagia, sebab Allah selalu nak uji kita, sebab bila dah bahagia, senang, berjaya kita lupa siapa diri kita"
Kenape facebook makin poyo eh
Do check out the new gojek website
It's called goblog
Kalau aku foreigner baru dtg sini, pastu takde certified knowledge pasal leadership atau security atau customs law tiba2 jadi inspector. Confirm korg tak respect aku. Betul tak? I was referring to an elderly colleague of mine.. he just started running a restaurant in jehbee.
Datang keje asyik lambat/amek timeoff. Keje pun siket membawang membebel byk. Gi retire skrg pun cantik
Ade orang sembur hinggus kat tissue
Ade orang satu alam semesta la tissue die. Sembur kat lantai kat tembok kat rumput kat tangga kat cermin
Hashtag pengotor
@gary302
18 Dec 2018
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Anyone who thinks the problems at MUFC will disappear overnight are having a laugh. The owners, the CEO and a lot of the players are cunts. I’d like to thank Mr Mourinho for winning the UEFA cup and making it a complete set of trophies.
@ReccaluvsAi
20 Dec 2018
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I swear most escooters have such bad taste in music and I always wonder why they have the need to share it with the rest of the world.
@FaktaAgama
20 Dec 2018
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Sayyidina Ali bin Abi Talib telah berkata:
Simpan rahasiamu berdua saja:
1. Dirimu
2. Allah swt
Jagalah di dunia ini dua keredhaan:
1. Ibumu
2. Bapamu
Mohonlah bantuan ketika susah dengan dua hal:
1. Sabar
2. Solat
Jangan risau dua hal ini:
1. Rezeki
2. Ajal
"Expensive leisure toys"
All humans are not fat if we reset to 'factory settings'
But it's what we eat, how much we eat, and how much our food addiction has gradually increased over the years bla blaa
And also by our lifestyle which is influenced by technological conveniences like food panda etc
Metabolism also plays a part blaa blaa
If you notice people who live at rural kampung areas are not obese
Because their nearest McDonald's is a few hours drive.
Plus they live day-to-day on tough labour like farming, fishing etc
The alternate word for penis suggested by my parents when i was young:
bulbul
@inche_lebah
14 Sep 2018
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3 malaikat yg jaga kita bila keluar rumah jika baca ni;
Bismillahi tawakkaltu a'lallahi walahaulawala quwataillah billah hila'liyil a'zim
Malaikat pertama ditugaskn oleh Allah beri petunjuk
Malaikat ke-2 ditugaskn utk cukupkn rezki
Malaikat ke-3 ditugaskn utk melindungi kita
@ZulfadhliFahmi
20 Dec 2017
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" Si kaya berulang alik ke Mekah mencari redha Allah... Sedangkan jaraknya dgn si miskin hanya di sebelah rumah... "
Kalau tak happy, bilang dgn org tu face-to-face.. kalau bebual belakang, mulut prompan pun boleh buat
Used holiday items, let's go
Before you criticize a Muslim brother for impersonating a kafr etc. Keep in mind that it's part of his job and that's how he earn a living.
Bila lupa : Astagfirullah
Bila berjanji : InshaAllah
Bila marah : LaailahaillAllah
Bila terkejut : MasyaAllah
Bila rindu: Ku sebut namamu
Only after 3 yrs
in the eye-see-eh: my first 🏍️
5 yrs: my first promotion
6 yrs: my 2nd posting
7 yrs: my first >200cc 🏍️
8 yrs: my first engagement
my first appointment as field/dtl
'I tak mkn sayur k' starter pack
Seems like everyone is into FB 'fortunetelling' thingy kind of shit
@QusyairiH
28 Dec 2018
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KFC is expensive? Stop eating KFC.
Car is expensive? Use public transportation.
Starbucks is overpriced? Try nescafe.
The problem with our society now is instead of working hard to be able to afford stuffs, we prefer to force corporations to match our laziness
Gtx1050 vs gtx1060.. rated 30% better performance on 1060..
.. price difference $500-700 😮
Gtx960 vs gtx1050.. rated 3% better on 1050.. meh so tiny difference
Within 8 years i've never bought a new pc/lappy but i've changed my bike 4 times
Aku heran org2 ni kesah pasal american politics and trump.. like they really affect us directly 🤔
2018: the year when 'rainbows' is considered a color symbol of gay
Yesterday i saw this post which sounded like
'pilih lah pasangan yng berpegang pada ugama. Sebab kalau dia sanggup tinggalkan ugama, dia pasti sanggup tinggalkan kau'
Here the malaysian bikes are louder than harley davidson
Cc: tp and lta
Actually nak menang epl senang je
38 games total
10 games lawan dgn top 5, kalah takpe. Pakai subs/ youngsters
Yng remaining 28 games mati2 kene menang. Not even a draw.
Hence,
W D L pts
28 0 10 84
United and leicester managed to win the league with less than 84 points in the 2010/11 and 2015/16 season.
Karipap sayur, tahu goreng.
Cc: orang yng tak pandai makan taugeh
You do realize in ig, people have a certain way of gaining huge amounts of followers
Like, today you randomly follow 10 people.. maybe 3 will follow you back
Within a month 3*30 = 90 new followers
Then you unfollow all 90 of them
Ini semua strategy 🙄
And these people usually aren't celebrities. They're just addicted to likes that gives them a sense of popularity
Some of these people are selling and promoting their products
After watching kanye west 'i love it' music video, i feel like making a parody
Wear the roblox outfit and then sing "you're such a naughty minah 🎶
@ACommonFemaIe
Jan 19
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straight line:
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dashed line:
___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
someone’s insta story at a party:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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Worst deployment in jp still better than the best deployment in wc
Unless you're anak ikan emas in wc then I believe your level of 'best' is far different from mine 😆
How to deal with idiot jaywalkers: clutch in, 10k rpm
Semua org ada kesalahan sendiri
Sama ada orang lain nampak ke tak
(Hanya Tuhan yng sembunyi keaiban kita)
Sama ada sendiri mengaku ke tak
(Hanya Tuhan yng berikan kita hikmah untuk gerakkan hati kita)
Keje paling susah keje police band. Sebab very note salah kene buat report
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