perut boncit mode!!

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kata-kata seorang jeles

"iye la, iye la. si die tu karisma lebih dari aku. ngan die, kau bukan main peramah. ngan aku, kau buat bodoh."
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people change, but the memory still remains

it's always hard to accept changes. and like how someone changed the way they treat you.
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jealousy and disappointment makes time fly faster

my heart was in a blender doing delta mike 39.. heart pain..
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phillips

"lakalakapompom" saner "lakalakapompom" sini. and i guess their population here is larger than our minority races but now. (~_~)
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ramadan bulletin 3

no regrets changing shift yesterday. get to do foxtrox lima :))

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important!! sebelum subuh berus gigi pastu mouthwash. prevent bad breath!

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i don't have stickman genes. my waistline increases by a size annually. 

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mutual respect, looking out for one another and being there for each other. sounds like realistic love. 

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i love the concept of the music video 'savin' me' by #nickelback
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RT Yonghui - Sometimes I wonder if China tourists get upset when they buy souvenirs in Singapore cause they'll eventually find out it's Made In China.


RT Comedyposts - I hate when people borrow money from you then get mad at you cause you want YOUR money back.


RT Alarictay - "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage."


RT Samuelljackson - Skinny = anorexic, thick = obese, virgin = too good, non-virgin = slut, friendly = fake, quiet = rude. You can never please society.

ramadan bulletin 2

i remember during ramadan i went to the barber, he told me "bulan puase ramai pasangan suami isteri batal puase bukan kerana pasal makan."
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ramadan bulletin 1

selamat berpuase. kat depan rumah aku dah ade kebun pokok kurma. pasal tiap-tiap tahun buang biji kurma luar tingkap rumah.
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umi hantar yan balik..

"kenape yan tinggalkan duit RM50 buat isi minyak kereta kat meja dapur? kalau tak boleh umi isi minyak lepas umi hantar yan kat jb kastam." "yan tak kasi umi gi pam petrol sorang2. kan da malam. takut ape2 jadi. besok pagi je iye umi gi pam petrol k."
:'-)
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school joke.

one day at school..
TEACHER: Ah Beng!! why do you copy Ah Sheng for the maths test!
AH BENG: Haiyaa.. Where got 'cher'?
TEACHER (hands over Ah Sheng's paper): Ah Beng, please read his answer for question 9. '12+7='?
AH BENG: Ah Sheng write his answer 'I DUNNO'. There. Where got same??
TEACHER: Is it? Okay, now you read your answer for question 9.

AH BENG: Question 9 I write 'IF YOU DUNNO I ALSO DUNNO LAH.' Cher, different mahh..

=))
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she wanted me to delete this..

16 may tweeted: sometimes i think siti soleha is pretty. her hair powerr la. like hairbrush. hahah

24 jun tweeted: today never get to see soleha at werk.

i miss

walking with syak aecha from the pass exchange office to the taxi stand. - tweet

biarpun terluka, hidup penuh gelora. - tweet

hi. i name is waliwijoyo banderes. i am half-indon half-filipino. you can call me wali band. -tweet

do you love someone enough to be loyal.
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HBK

gaji da up siket.. tapi duit bak kata pepatah 'easy come easy go'. berjimat cermat je la. elok jugak la kite jadi HBK (haji bakhil kedekut)

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rossa? err..

"i love rossa!! inspirasiku! i really wish to be like her. cantik, sweet, sexy.. and i listen to her songs everyday!!" kau tu jantan. kau bukan rossa, kau rossak. - fb

philips everywhere

i need to get myself headphones with ultra-bass because i'm so sick of hearing people speaking tagalog at public places and everywhere!! they're everywhere!!
- fb 7.7.12

kalau ko bilang orang sape ko suke mesti ko tak dapat punye

is there this saying. that if you never tell your friends who you're going after, you are more likely to get with person you're going after. - tweet

umi oh umi

umi rajin. sampai rumah je, siram pokok bunge, kasi ikan makan, kemas dapur, lap pagar tingkap.. baru umi bukak tudung. ^_^
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sleepless night alt metal/rock mix

blue october - hate me
seether - broken ft. amy lee
puddle of mudd - blurry
crossfade - cold
mudvayne - happy?
spineshank - beginning of the end

crossfade - cold

what i really meant to say, is i'm sorry for the way i am. i never meant to be so cold.
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ac7 ex-tamil movie hero!!

ac7 bus driver turn on tamil fm radio very loud. i guess he is like.. "ammah!! music aku best. aku tak kesah korang dgr music aku. aku bukak kuat2. ammahh!! yappedi yeppedi yayy!! tamil powerr!! yeppedi deyy!"

sweetest dream!!

just had a dream about someone. any sweeter, i would have married her in that dream. hmm.. the mind really played a number on me in my sleep =p

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back from krabi

back to reality. squeezing into buses, trains, and the workload from hell..

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