In malaysia, prompan yng tak tutup aurat kene kutuk caci.
In the western, prompan yng berhijab kene kutuk caci. And even assaulted by caucasians
My point here is that an 'ustaz' is sometimes no different than a white redneck
But on the other side of the coin, this is what we call 'tough love'
Yes his remarks are crude. But it's the same when our mums nag and scold us
Like "ah takyah balik rumah lah. Sampai besok pagi takyah balik"
I hope his main intention is to instill the prevention of maksiat
Drone flying might be my next hobby hmmm
Random flashback:
I watched a drama on suria which involves a character acting as a prostitute with dreadlocks 🤔
When you have whoring at 8 and reggae gig at 9
Her: mengidam kerang
Me: let's go check out other restaurants. Kerang bahasa english ape eh
Her:
2018 in a nutshell:
super cold weather in jan 22 degrees
bird feather is a romantic gift
Kim k creates an app
R.i.p. hawking
Lesbian h&m ad
Victoria secret crazy sale
New mys garmen
Jubah wakanda
Trumpkim
the wc european winners' curse lives on
'Borat' ver2.0
The 'invisible' prank
E equals M seeeee
Mourinho sacked
Liverpool top of the table with 6pts apart from second spurs
First time driving toyota aqua hybrid. Not bad
Started with 9 bars on the fuel gauge, ended with 9 bars. Drove nearly 50km 😮 the magic of hybrids
@SemperFiArsenal
May 9
Alexis left Arsenal to win trophies and United are the only team who aren't competing for any trophy right now.
@PatrickTimmons1
May 9
Just spare a quick thought for the Valencia fan who travelled to England & embarrassed his club by performing a Nazi salute & making monkey noises. He was handed a lifetime ban & watched at home as his side lost again tonight, with the 7 goals all being scored by black players.
When you don't have a hobby and decided to collect wives
Why is tea without milk called tea-O but bandung without milk is called sirap
The worst thing about being second is that you're the last to know that you won't win
@ThrowbackAFC
May 12
Congratulations to Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang who is joint Golden Boot winner with 22 goals. He is the first Arsenal player to win it since Robin van Persie in 2012.
To 'know' how to do something and to be qualified to do something are 2 different things
Eg. Anyone can 'know' how to be an officer
But a qualified officer is someone with integrity, is very much aware that by crossing a line, he may abuse his powers to his personal advantage
With the new snapchat gender swap filter i can now become my own model for my tudung business
Mira filzah? More like mira filter
No, just kidding
Whatever you observe ade pengajaran nyer
We shud feel fortunate that when we iftar we all dine like kings
Now think of the unfortunate ones
Everyone exists for a reason
Some are excellent examples of how chronic humans have evolved into
Bukan nak kecam. Time raya pakai mcm raja sehari
Tapi asyik2 nampak nga isap rokok kat carpark siang hari bulan puasa
@caesarrifa
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Don't waste your 20's staying in one country, work hard, travel the world. Said privileged people.
Those I know who travel the world before 23, their parents work hard, not them.
@islamicthought
Jun 7
Problems are like washing machines. They twist us, spin us, & knock us around, but in the end we always come out cleaner, brighter & better.
hashtag musfat
Director: Cut! You're fired
Me: Well you said I should improvise the conversation since there's no script
Director: This is faketaxi not tv alhijrah you dumbshit
@FaizalMalasahi
Jun 7
Guys, I wanna share something. Amalkan baca Surah Yusuf Ayat 4 & Surah Taha Ayat 39 after solat sebanyak 3x. You akan rasa dikasihi oleh org org sekeliling you and it makes your face glow as well. InsyaAllah, I have been practising it for 3 months -
Singkapo has around 6000 people living in 1 square kilometre 😮
Single people be like '..and I'm still alone'
But if we compare with cities vs countries, mumbai has 31,000 😵
To put this into perspective, if you share your room with one of your siblings.. In Mumbai you'll be sharing your room with an additional 3 siblings
#randomfacts
30 years old right now and I hope I can finish paying for it 23 years later
Will always prefer to drive myself instead of taking the taxi
Speaking of those grumpy driver uncles that kept clicking tougue or sighing throughout the journey
Age identity crisis exists
Rezeki masing2. Aku 3rd posting baru dpt rasa jadi field, assistant TL, topsis, ops room atau pakai cass. 2nd posting baru dpt rasa access card
Yng kat land checkpt masih full-time stamper/special morning, I'm with you
No wonder islam tak suruh pakai candle
1. Ambil selfie bersama kekasih/spouse anda
2. Edit muka kekasih anda, conteng etc. sampai kelihatan macam perompak
3. Bila kekasih lihat gambar dalam keadaan marah dan tanya "HOI APA NI. PEROMPAK MANA NI"
4. Jawab "perompak hati saya"
#Syawal has got to be the hardest month to lose weight
All the high sugar intake from kuih kuih raya, f&n fanta orange, soft drinks and so on
Plus the amount of cholesterol from rendang and all you name it
Sunday, August 25, 2019
Friday, August 09, 2019
Code red procedure
Code red to be announced when:
words that are really disliked or might cause total annoyance
1. bae
2. folks
3. sumpah
4. iyah
5.
words that are really disliked or might cause total annoyance
1. bae
2. folks
3. sumpah
4. iyah
5.
Friday, August 02, 2019
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