tweets 1 jan - 31 mar

Kenape bila budak2 specialist nak post out, kat gambar semua fold hands posing macam metal band. Meh aku photoshop korg pakai baju hitam pastu rambut panjang hahaaa


kycmo xciting 400 seems awesome


Ckp 75 min. Equivalent to 1h 15 min. Tapi dah 2h 20 min pizza tak sampai2
Tukar nama jadi Malay Pizza pun cantek. Pasal janji melayu Last warning lah Canadian
Aku call pun during weekday kul 2 gitu.. bukan nye peak hr ke atau PH..


"Sedekah paling senang. Senyuman." Tapi bile aku senyum, org ckp kat aku "kau gile pe senyum sorg2"


Treat your #woman with respect, #love, and kindness because one day someone will do the same to your daughter. #Life


Sometimes we need to lie Because we can't say things like "mum, your cooking sucks" or "that's an ugly-looking baby" Get it?


Boys with big bikes get the girls all the bad guys want


I remember someone say something like "trump is gonna fcuk america up, just like how america fcuk the rest of the world"


When your work crush asks for your account password and the password is 'ilove' Confirm besok court kasi restraining order


Kat sini byk nenek dara dgn atuk bujang


Random phrase of the day: 'Tony ramas' - diramas oleh lelaki miang yang bernama tony


U muke jerawat batu ke, muke licin ke.. i tetap akan terima u dgn seadanya


December aku kira ot hours ade 36 hrs.. haiss kat wlds aku ot hours taknah jejak double digit


Nak mkn pizza, bukak packet chilli flakes. Chilli flakes masuk mata. Now i think i know how being peppersprayed feels like


Org yng dtg keje kul 8 pagi dpt balik kul 8 mlm Aku dtg keje kul 7 pagi dpt balik kul 9 mlm. #mataMerahMode #melayu


what is iman iman is when you have a sense of responsibility towards your own religion


"Ape guna ada hp tapi orang call tak tau nak angkat" Ape guna ada 2 kaki 2 tangan 2 mata semua sempurna tapi azan tak tau nak solat


Jodoh di tangan Tuhan Tapi hati saye di tangan awak (Pause) Sebab awak dah curi hati saye.


Aku ingin seribu tahun lagi bersama mu (Pause) Sebab seribu tahun kemudian baru you boleh pandai masak macam mak i


Hi, is your dad's name aziz? Because i can't believe such a perfect girl like you aziz. #sampaiTak #takEh


Hi, is your dad's name aziz? Because when i meet you, i finally realize that my soul mate aziz. #okayTak #takEh


If I'm a pizza, my shape will be a semi-circle Because You are my other half #kLameGilerNakMampz


I think the only way you can get a boyfriend is when you're possessed by the satan Pasal satan pun perangai lebih mulia hahah #justKidding


Manusia yang ada iman bukan yang tak buat dosa. Tapi lepas buat silap dan datang menyesal dalam hati rasa nak bertaubat.


Any camera will do because you will always look gorgeous in the photos


As said by a friend in the police force "You can have many friends in a lifetime, they'll come and go."
"You can have many relationships and marriages in a lifetime, they'll end or last."
"But you can only have one mum and one dad. So appreciate them while they're still around."


Sometimes people view as over-friendliness as naive or weak.


Hi, is your blood type B positive Because you should B positive knowing that you found a guy like me who will always be by your side


(Taking over ctr 25) Girl at ctr 26: hi, sampai pukul berape? Me: sampai kau jadi milik ku #psoPickupLines #actuallyCkpDlmHati


"Bro, 1000cc actually lagi murah bro. Kau calculate 36k divide by 1000, kirekan it's $36 per cc. 600cc divide by 30k is $50 per cc.." Hmm betul.. tak, tapi skrg yng lagi 6k tu kau nak sponsor aku eh??


Loser forever alone level one: we broke up
Loser forever alone level 2: we went out together a lot of times, but she say she's not ready to be serious
Loser forever alone level 3: we went out a few times but then she texted me to move on
Loser forever alone level 4: now and then we whatsapp each other, but she always reject to meet up together


What does the cheeky traveller say to the pretty customs officer? "Anything just give me a tax"


My dad rode from changi-kempas(jb) for 2 years, his bike (first owner) hit 25k mileage
But my friend within 9 months.. already hit 25k mileage on his brand new mt03


Because most girls have low tolerance towards awkwardness "Try hard, but not too hard or you'll look desperate.Try hard, but not too hard or you'll look desperate."


Don't be afraid to achieve things slightly later than others Things i have yet to achieve as I'm nearing 28 But people several years younger already did


Mcm nak bahasakan si tua ni.. tapi die tua ah, aku tak sedap hati Tapi seriously la, si tua ni annoying. Pakai step youngster


I don't really support the idea of forcing somebody to love me. She's entitled to love whoever she chooses, but if she's happiest with me..
.. then that's a win-win situation. And then we'll ride together to jannah.


Always keep your handlebar straight before mounting on your heavy-ass bike


"Handsome giler tapi gay.. wasted pe" Yang kau tu bertudung pakai sopan2 tapi hisap rokok.. pun wasted jugak
Not that i have anything against people who wear tudung and smoke I don't like to judge people
Kubur sendiri2


#kawasaki ke, #ducati ke, #BMW ke #aprilia ke Tak salah, rezeki masing2 Tapi kene ingat, last mesti #toyota hiace a.k.a. van jenazah


"Mahal pe rokok ni $16?" Betul sis, mahal. Boleh isi full tank spark135 dua kali.


If someone's not interested in you, that's normal a lot of people aren't interested in me And a lot of people aren't interested in you Just facts of life. If there's a group of people who dislikes you, there'll also be a group of people who like you

tweets 1 nov - 31 dec

People keep asking me bila nak beli super4? Hmmm.. aku tahu aku bawak spark korg pikir aku baru pass 2a aku niari.. hahaa




"Don't waste money. Get a 1000cc straight" Well actually aku da save money by not getting a 2a bike.

Yng berpunye makin byk scandal, Yng single makin takde social life, Yng chix baru2 butch da kebas. Hahaha #zamanModen "Just realized. When new chicks come into the team, the competition will no longer be just among the boys, now even girls are fightin fo dem"

Apek step muda bawak underarmour drawstring bag

Teachers: wohoo tmr my last day of teaching PSO: eh aleuto lah besok traffic dah start rabak nak mampus

Budak2 gerek 'favourite' buat joke: "hahahahah sial ah kau kekek"

Aku buat joke: *cricket sound effect*

"Aku nak gi russia holiday pastu carik jodoh russian" I think russian ladies gonna laugh at your small penis. K just kidding. Sukati ko la

"Eh bro aku bwk moto triumph ah. Triumph! Triumph!! Triumph brooo!! .. ... .... ... Err.. rokok satu boleh? Gaji masuk lambat lagi ah"

Jangan malu jadi orang sederhana, malulah jadi orang yang pura2 kaya, yang punya segalanya padahal sebenarnya dia tidak punya apa2.

4k action cam [x] Action cam strap mount [x] External mic [ ] Full face helmet [ ] Class 2 bike [ ] #motovlogging #checklist

Orang hijrah itu adalah orang yang meninggalkan segala yang dilarang Allah Taala. HR. Ahmad

How to survive in eye-see-eh: Distance yourself from people yng negative, kuat complain, mata merah, talk behind other people's back etc..

Be closer with peeps who r humble, light-hearted, like to joke around BUT hardworking will try to swallow anything that is thrown to them

Tak sabar nak habis belajar Nak kerja Kumpul duit banyak banyak Nak tolong mak ayah Semoga mak ayah sempat melihat aku berjaya. Amin

Evidence that humans are becoming more lazy: Food panda

Spotted one indian man eating at the coffeeshop.. he bought his own portable speaker and blasting off some clubbing music #thuglife

Our garment is stupid. If the water is overflowing out of the basin, turn the tap off! Not throw in another basin. The flow will never stop

"We will upgrade our checkpt so to facilitate more travellers. We will even reopen and upgrade our old wld checkpt"

Perempuan bila dia dah sayang kau, dia tak kisah kau kaya ke tak, hensem ke tak hensem ke, suami org ke, tunang org ke, dia tak KISAH

She said "buy for me honey lemon drink" I said "i buy lemon drink only can?" She asked why "Because you're the honey" *Cricket soundeffect*

Knock knock Who's there? istheone. istheone who? [your name here] istheone who make my day with her beautiful smile.

Knock knock "Who's there?" i 1 2 b d 1 "i 1 2 b d 1 who?" i 1 2 b d 1 who catches you every time you fall.

"Love your mother, the most beautiful person on this earth. Our best critic, yet our strongest supporter."