#666ThingsToDo #23

23. siam kitchen

mango salad and coconut freeze anyone?

tweets 1 aug -31 aug

@FakkahFuzz  Aug 1

A wise Malaysian once told me "Takleh Gurau Duduk Surau"

"Fatal accident at bukit indah" I was at bukit indah last Tuesday

2 years ago, i was also at bkk, few days before the bkk bombing

@Mufti_Muhammad_ More Poverty with self-respect is better than wealth gained with humiliation.

miskin tapi gaji halal, lebih baik dari kaya tapi gaji haram. Ada betul?

The last time i sent someone a get well soon card She blocked me on ig Sounds heartless Until today i wonder what i've done wrong

There's a saying that life is meant to be hard So maybe it's not meant to be enjoyed? Will this pain last till death

I think there's lots of people out there who wished they're the first thing on someone's mind When that someone wake up early in the morning

INTERESTING FOOD PLACES:

HTNS BB

uncle ringo funfair

noosh noodle bar

mukshidonna DTE

upeh singapore

There's lots of people out there who'll appreciate someone who's willing to pick up the pieces of a broken heart

Well, if only I can sleep with a smile on my face knowing that I mean something to you Instead of just another person you know

@ehkayeyeare  Aug 24

I live my life, you live yours. But don't forget, we breath in the same air like it or not.

@officialachey Muka lawa boleh lah, buat jahat pun orang akan tetap sokong kau sebab apa? Sebab kau lawa . Cuba kalau yg hodoh, duduk diam pon kena maki

@Lucaspeebo Aug 25 I don't get some people. Nak shortcut je semua benda. Nothing comes easy. There is only one way, you have to work for it. It's that simple.

@DrBilalPhilips Aug 26 More The greater your concern for the dunya, the greater your worries will become.

The best way to be thankful is to look at people who are shitter than you in life

@ShadiqJamaludin Aug 31 When I share my problems with you, its okay if you can't help me with anything, I'm just thankful enough that you'd listen to me.

tweets 15 jun - 31 july

352km later and I'm left with 3 litres.. on petronas minyak ijau Ni kalau aku masih keje kat wlds, isi minyak sebulan sekali? hihii


@DrBilalPhilips Follow More Allah never rejects our Duaas. He just answers them in different ways for us. #Muslims


Solo trip to mersing maybe one day


Love is a losing game Some people are still single because They don't wanna LOSE Always wanna win and have their own way
But like me, Still single because They always LOSE interest in me


If you block him but he's still nice to you in person It means he's the kind of guy who will accept you for who you are, even at your worst


If I found somebody, I'm gonna love her no matter how many pounds she gain


Hmm tapi kalau mati bulan ramadan mati syahid kan? Kdg2 aku rase hidup lama2 tak guna. Makin lama hidup makin byk dosa dpt..
Mati time single pun okay jugak Daripada mati time anak da ade 2-3.. menyusahkan bini aje..


Ramadhan passed so fast. Felt like yesterday i just ate kfc porridge breakfast at chong pang.. around 10am like that.. padahal 1 month ago


Wah, cepatnye ramadan nak habis. Bila agaknye aku akan sebut "Wah cepatnye zaman bujang aku nak habis. Besok da nak naik pelamin"


I like that short-haired girl with a big pair of owl eyes and her face is full of pimples and her voice sounds manja


Most of the time When a girl really loves someone, she will nvr fall in love again with another one
But when a guy managed to make a girl fall in love with him, Eventually he'll lose interest This is by default
Tapi skrg da tanda2 kiamat Prompan pun boleh lost interest, nak kawin lagi satu Yng laki pulak, putus cinta, putus asa, terus jadi geh


Shud i go for janda Janda #need a dad for their child Single ladies nowadays #need to further their studies and go on expensive holidays
Single ladies nowadays #need to go europe, japan etc. Because they #need 200++ likes when they post their holiday pictures on social media
No offense. But this is just my observation based on this modern world. They don't care if their parents want grandchildren. Just saying


Naik motor tak accident itu #rezeki Alhamdulillah sampai rumah dgn selamat (Even though tadi racing dgn apek taxi driver)


Hmm.. dulu aku pernah date prompan yng pakai hijab+jubah 24/7.. gi cinema sekali die bukak kasut pastu duduk bersila.. siala bau stokin


I miss you owl eyes. #mukeBerjerawat


Kdg2 aku mcm nak ckp kat traveller "KAU JGN BODOH SGT BOLEH TAK?"


Yesss finally dpt ucap selamat hari raye maaf zahir batin kat crush aku yess yesss *cricket sound effect* Mane tau kite jodo. Kau mane tau
I'm only nervous when I'm with you owl eyes. Maybe because you're the queen of my heart. Gd night #mukeBerjerawat


Girl, it's best you find a humble man who's willing change his ways A man who's willing to sacrifice his time and soul growing old with you
You shud find a man whose always adapting to changes A man who brings up solutions instead of just pointing out the problems and ranting
You shud find a man who fixes problems Not a man who create more problems Or always tell the whole world about his problems and do nothing


Pasal security bond pun aku boleh buat pickup line


So what's the difference between neelofa and you? Neelofa is far far away But you're close to my heart *cricket sound effect*


The next time i meet owl eyes, i gotta be more 'abg2' Like ask her how she's doing and all But the thing is, I so gagap and kental uhh


Hi sis Apa khabar sis Sis sihat Boleh tak saye panggil awak sis hingga bila kite da halal nanti *cricket sound effect*


Hi sis Sis da mkn Boleh tak saye panggil awak sis hingga di hari nanti kami berdua dijadikan sebagai pasangan yang halal *krik krik krik*


Well it's always the guy who had to text and start the conversation first Every morning every day (in the end, got labeled as 'desperate')


Well there's girl who always texted me first Tapi pasal nak exchange duty haaa


So far guardians of the galaxy vol 2 is the best movie i've watched for 2017


@TwtPening Jangan kutuk rupa orang kurang cantik. Mana tahu esok lusa rupa kita lagi teruk dari dia. Kita tak boleh jamin rupa tu kekal sampai bila.


@xolovelya Jul 21 More the difference in the amount of likes u get on a picture depending on how much skin ur showing or how tight ur clothes are is sad


It's good to have someone who you can talk to when things ain't doing great

tweeets 1 apr - 15 jun

Sharing the hotel room with both of my parents And now can't sleep because both of them are snoring


“Each hardship you face is designed specially for you by Allahﷻ. It’s for you to get closer to Him. He knows you can handle it.”


I feel sorry to those who have parents who demand money from them. Real parents won't ask anything from their children.

@kayyeookayyeo  Apr 6

Love doesn't mean we don't have big fights and arguments. Love means even after the chaos, the love is still there. #qotd

"Everyone's connected but nobody's connecting" We live in the 4g age where people prefer to express and talk online


*installs wechat app* *friend request from loke yew ming* *uninstalls wechat*


Uber from my hotel to langkawi airport: rm12 Taxi (without meter) from hotel to langkawi airport: rm25 #lessonLearnt


First time pasal handle lupe nak straighten bila naik Second time pasal bila naik seluar ketat pastu lost balance Kekek pe aku ni

Nasib motor bukan motor first hand.. lagi sakit hati


Gambar ko dpt 90 likes. Gambar aku dpt 50 likes. Tapi kau ade 900 followers, aku ade 400 aje Meaning ko dpt 10% aje. Aku 12.5%

 @ehkayeyeare  Apr 13

I saw 2 kindergarten students watching an excavator digging up the ground, fascinated. This is education. Not playing tablets/smartphones.

Bercakap itu lebih baik daripada diam, tapi diam itu lebih baik daripada bercakap perkara yang merapu. #iloveislam


I told my friend Lebih baik malu di dunia Daripada malu di akhirat Kalau malu di akhirat da terlambat bro.. da takleh taubat

@TerjemahHadits  Apr 16

"Malu dan iman itu adalah teman seiring sejalan, jika yang satu diangkat niscaya terangkatlah pula yang satu lagi" (HR. Muslim)

"Kat ports kene panjat lorry. Pastu ade byk makcik" - senior at work Hmmm nanti bile aku panjat lorry, makcik cui bontot aku tak?
Makciks be like "hey check out that pantat. Pantat baik"


Yek elehh detail kecik2 pun nak amek kesah. Semua movie tetap movie la. Dongeng. Korg tak tau appreciate lebih baik gi bace novel


Harimau mati tinggalkan belang, manusia mati tinggalkan nama. Battery motor mati tinggalkan di workshop


Oh kau ade 5k followers eh. No wonder dlm 5 min dpt 20 likes. Aku tengok post kau tu pun tak lah brape best sangat Aku cume 300+ je k bye


Kalau solat zuhur tahan kentut dari rakaat satu.. Beri salam straight away lepaskan angin.. Kentut nye bunyik lagu john cena



Mum: kalau first date, make sure Bila mkn bayarkan. Jgn tunjuk yng kite lokek


Maaf kata, aku notice org yng paling kuat complaint kat keje usually org yng berumur tapi masih single
Tempat keje aku byk nenek dara / atuk bujang


I'm not saying all girls are insecure and all guys are good But imo, girls are beings who will always go through regret
Only when she's married to an abusive husband or if she's still single in her 30's, she will start to regret all those decent guys she..
.. used to turn down or reject. She'll regret friendzoning all those husband-worthy candidates in past. Not gd at predicting future perhaps


80km bapak sanggup naik motor ke kerja hari-hari 8km anak sanggup ziarah bapak setahun sekali


Biar malu di dunia, jgn malu di akhirat Sebab malu di akhirat meaning kite byk sangat dosa dan tak sempat nak taubat


Every time i overheard a conversation about wahabbi, salafi and its jargons etc. The only thing that came into my mind is wasabi with sushi


It's already 2017 But people who like their own post still exists?


Me: hakim, bunyi istinjak macam mane? Nephew: pish pishh pishh


"Being ugly is a good thing. When you're ugly and somebody loves you, it means they love you for who you are." -Drax the Destroyer


Maybe the purpose of a bachelor life extension Is because so that you can take care of your parents Because your other siblings can't


That one highly sensitive friend who takes things personally. And occasionally leaves whatsapp groupchats.. and blocks and unfriend..


Everybody has problems. It's a matter of whether you portray yourself as the poorest living soul ever to walk on earth or vice versa


"600, 700 wa tak main bro.. 1000cc and above" Hmm installment wa tak main bro. 2nd hand tapi full cash

@humayra_r7n  8 Apr 2016

Jangan Malu terlihat Miskin.. Malulah ketika pura-pura kaya, padahal dari hutang Riba.

Aku rase prompan yng dpt aku untung - pillion motor selesa ade backrest - staycation kat jb rumah terrace - rumah siap ade massage chair

- rumah pun ade treadmill - ade 2 kereta - dpt tukang masak power (my mum) - aku pun non-smoker - tiap mlm aku balik rumah (aku team sm)

- i also not addicted to games

Bukan nak riak. I'm just saying. Aku rase perangai aku prompan semua tak minat. Tu pasal masih single

Eh aku bwk fireblade '17 la siol Fireblade '17 Fireblade bro Firebladeee .. Err, rokok satu boleh? Smlm baru bayar monthly installment

 @classifiedfact  18 Mar 2015

The expiration date on water bottles is for the bottle, not the water.

Single people usually complain more, more time to complain Because they have more time for themselves Instead of running errands for their

.. spouse and kids, They have more time for social media To complain about this Complain about that

You accuse me of bragging but I'm just counting my blessings I don't find pleasure bragging though. God is fair..

.. everyone has their gains and losses. And for losses, my hair to begin with Even a flawless person has their own losses

Maybe that someone kite rasa dia ade 'perfect life' and 'perfect looks' But God is fair Maybe we have something that he/she doesn't

@smrtsg Jun 16 More You have to give credit to the Malays. There's no one else who fast for for 8 hours yet still gain weight.

tweets 1 jan - 31 mar

Kenape bila budak2 specialist nak post out, kat gambar semua fold hands posing macam metal band. Meh aku photoshop korg pakai baju hitam pastu rambut panjang hahaaa


kycmo xciting 400 seems awesome


Ckp 75 min. Equivalent to 1h 15 min. Tapi dah 2h 20 min pizza tak sampai2
Tukar nama jadi Malay Pizza pun cantek. Pasal janji melayu Last warning lah Canadian
Aku call pun during weekday kul 2 gitu.. bukan nye peak hr ke atau PH..


"Sedekah paling senang. Senyuman." Tapi bile aku senyum, org ckp kat aku "kau gile pe senyum sorg2"


Treat your #woman with respect, #love, and kindness because one day someone will do the same to your daughter. #Life


Sometimes we need to lie Because we can't say things like "mum, your cooking sucks" or "that's an ugly-looking baby" Get it?


Boys with big bikes get the girls all the bad guys want


I remember someone say something like "trump is gonna fcuk america up, just like how america fcuk the rest of the world"


When your work crush asks for your account password and the password is 'ilove' Confirm besok court kasi restraining order


Kat sini byk nenek dara dgn atuk bujang


Random phrase of the day: 'Tony ramas' - diramas oleh lelaki miang yang bernama tony


U muke jerawat batu ke, muke licin ke.. i tetap akan terima u dgn seadanya


December aku kira ot hours ade 36 hrs.. haiss kat wlds aku ot hours taknah jejak double digit


Nak mkn pizza, bukak packet chilli flakes. Chilli flakes masuk mata. Now i think i know how being peppersprayed feels like


Org yng dtg keje kul 8 pagi dpt balik kul 8 mlm Aku dtg keje kul 7 pagi dpt balik kul 9 mlm. #mataMerahMode #melayu


what is iman iman is when you have a sense of responsibility towards your own religion


"Ape guna ada hp tapi orang call tak tau nak angkat" Ape guna ada 2 kaki 2 tangan 2 mata semua sempurna tapi azan tak tau nak solat


Jodoh di tangan Tuhan Tapi hati saye di tangan awak (Pause) Sebab awak dah curi hati saye.


Aku ingin seribu tahun lagi bersama mu (Pause) Sebab seribu tahun kemudian baru you boleh pandai masak macam mak i


Hi, is your dad's name aziz? Because i can't believe such a perfect girl like you aziz. #sampaiTak #takEh


Hi, is your dad's name aziz? Because when i meet you, i finally realize that my soul mate aziz. #okayTak #takEh


If I'm a pizza, my shape will be a semi-circle Because You are my other half #kLameGilerNakMampz


I think the only way you can get a boyfriend is when you're possessed by the satan Pasal satan pun perangai lebih mulia hahah #justKidding


Manusia yang ada iman bukan yang tak buat dosa. Tapi lepas buat silap dan datang menyesal dalam hati rasa nak bertaubat.


Any camera will do because you will always look gorgeous in the photos


As said by a friend in the police force "You can have many friends in a lifetime, they'll come and go."
"You can have many relationships and marriages in a lifetime, they'll end or last."
"But you can only have one mum and one dad. So appreciate them while they're still around."


Sometimes people view as over-friendliness as naive or weak.


Hi, is your blood type B positive Because you should B positive knowing that you found a guy like me who will always be by your side


(Taking over ctr 25) Girl at ctr 26: hi, sampai pukul berape? Me: sampai kau jadi milik ku #psoPickupLines #actuallyCkpDlmHati


"Bro, 1000cc actually lagi murah bro. Kau calculate 36k divide by 1000, kirekan it's $36 per cc. 600cc divide by 30k is $50 per cc.." Hmm betul.. tak, tapi skrg yng lagi 6k tu kau nak sponsor aku eh??


Loser forever alone level one: we broke up
Loser forever alone level 2: we went out together a lot of times, but she say she's not ready to be serious
Loser forever alone level 3: we went out a few times but then she texted me to move on
Loser forever alone level 4: now and then we whatsapp each other, but she always reject to meet up together


What does the cheeky traveller say to the pretty customs officer? "Anything just give me a tax"


My dad rode from changi-kempas(jb) for 2 years, his bike (first owner) hit 25k mileage
But my friend within 9 months.. already hit 25k mileage on his brand new mt03


Because most girls have low tolerance towards awkwardness "Try hard, but not too hard or you'll look desperate.Try hard, but not too hard or you'll look desperate."


Don't be afraid to achieve things slightly later than others Things i have yet to achieve as I'm nearing 28 But people several years younger already did


Mcm nak bahasakan si tua ni.. tapi die tua ah, aku tak sedap hati Tapi seriously la, si tua ni annoying. Pakai step youngster


I don't really support the idea of forcing somebody to love me. She's entitled to love whoever she chooses, but if she's happiest with me..
.. then that's a win-win situation. And then we'll ride together to jannah.


Always keep your handlebar straight before mounting on your heavy-ass bike


"Handsome giler tapi gay.. wasted pe" Yang kau tu bertudung pakai sopan2 tapi hisap rokok.. pun wasted jugak
Not that i have anything against people who wear tudung and smoke I don't like to judge people
Kubur sendiri2


#kawasaki ke, #ducati ke, #BMW ke #aprilia ke Tak salah, rezeki masing2 Tapi kene ingat, last mesti #toyota hiace a.k.a. van jenazah


"Mahal pe rokok ni $16?" Betul sis, mahal. Boleh isi full tank spark135 dua kali.


If someone's not interested in you, that's normal a lot of people aren't interested in me And a lot of people aren't interested in you Just facts of life. If there's a group of people who dislikes you, there'll also be a group of people who like you