Sometimes I annoy you because your reaction is so adorable and I'm very happy to have such an adorable person like you
I may be a rider but I seriously don't get it when people collect arai helmets
Now i know how amran feel He has an old mercedes Aircon die pernah rosak, power steering rosak, pintu takleh lock etc.. But die punye maintenance usually thousand plus hahah So i guess it's not so bad for my 1999 suzuki
Aku rase org paling mulia Org yng rajin nak belajar & org tak lokek ilmu
Finally downloading steam because my gf told me to #gamerGirls 😍 #pleaseMarryMe #tunangThisYearPlease
"If i were a boy 🎶" Tak, skrg kau tu ape
The more cylinders you have and the bigger your engine capacity, the shitter the fuel consumption is The reason why people downgrade
@LawakkHambar Mar 14
Kelebihan dpt pasangan yg banyak cakap :1. Dlm kereta, tak perlu buka radio2. Kau tak perlu tanya, semua benda dia cerita3. Tak bosan sebab semua benda kau akan tahu4. Kalau dia tiba-tiba diam, maknanya dia lapar or tgh marah so senanglah kau nak tahu
My definition of 'date' is simply going out with a person of the opposite gender; i don't hold their hands or hug them because of respect And no kisses. Yes, there'll be a few that agree to pillion on my bike, other than that I respect their decision. I don't really consider myself pious but my parents are. I'm just living on how they brought me up. Anyways these are all past stories
Amran Fans @_AmranFans Mar 18
Kenapa kena ikut budaya barat?Orang kita jemput ramai-ramai sebab nk mengeratkan silaturahim, nk jiran-jiran, sedara mara semua tahu bahawa si anak tu dah berkahwin.Baru lah tak mendatangkan fitnah kalau ada yg ternampak pasangan tu keluar masuk hotel.
@squidslippers Mar 19
hey middle-aged people......you might find this hard to believe, but if a store closes at 6:00, that means you should be ~leaving~ the store at 6:00, not entering the store at 6:00. it's weird, i know. and difficult to understand. but you can do it. i believe in you.
"Hok aloh, hadioh mok bek kahteh sepadeh" A makcik from kedah receiving kate spade bag from her generous son as a present
Reasons to avoid liter bikes - crappy fuel consumption - tires go bald faster - speed cameras everywhere - degree burns on thighs and legs
"Diorg nk ckp ape, ckp la. Itu kan mulut diorg. Hak diorg."
@smrtsg Mar 26
When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body. Then I was born.
Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown 🤡, blame yourself for going to the circus
Sometimes your partner is not someone you understand but someone you want to coexist until the end of time
@NagarajRaj_Raj Mar 30
Habis degree umur 28 masih satu kejayaan. Kahwin 1st umur 35 masih satu kejayaan. Beli rumah pertama umur 38 pon masih satu kejayaan. "Follow your own pace. The moon and the sun are different But then they still shine when the time is right."
@Alia_Afina Mar 29
Jangan seronok sangat sebarkan aib orang lain. Kita masing2 ada aib.. Allah tutup aib kita, but once Allah buka.
@louisliaw Mar 31
Malay girls should date Chinese boys because they won’t say anything about you wearing the hijab or not, solat or not, but will still know you guys gotta eat at halal places.
@SyafaatNasir Apr 1
Kita sebagai lelaki rileks je tengok perempuan berebut beli Victoria Secret ni. Jangan kutuk. Lelaki masa nak beli tiket final bola pon berebut macam orang hilang akal juga.
@indianavatara Apr 23
Be with someone that handles conflict with maturity. Keep in mind, it’s you and him vs the problem, not you vs him. Learn to communicate and find a solution together.
"Sometimes life was like smoking in silence.."
Makcik, gi asapkan dapur lagi bagus dari asapkan rokok. Laki cik pun da lapar
@NoAmmaPessimist Apr 3
The grass is greener on the other side, because it’s being watered well while you rather watch others’ grass than to water your own.
Sometimes choosing her/him is like choosing between a rvf400 or a cb400x when you finally passed your class 2a
Silence, humble and kindness. These are always the 3 things people mistake as weakness.
@smrtsg Apr 14
Time is a construct of man, a means of adding value and structure to a chaotic universe, it serves no real purpose, it's endless and infinite, unfathomable and subjective''You're still fucking late' replied my boss.
@harara_ahmed Apr 12
To my dead brothers in Syria, to my crying mothers in Afghanistan, to my screaming sisters in Iraq, to my burned and hanged people in Burma, to my crying children in Palestine and to the forgotten people in Somalia, May Allah grant you justice and Jannah ... Ameen
@muftimenk
Don't be foolish and expose every blessing of your life to everyone and think that they’ll be happy for you. Some will, but many won’t. The evil eye is real. Learn to keep things private and not to share too much with those who could possibly harm you.
Jalan menuju ke neraka selalunye paling senang, jalan menuju ke syurga selalunye yng paling susah
@smrtsg Apr 18
People say gambling ruins lives but it's brought our family closer. We had to move to a 1 bedroom flat
"Life is complicated But death is simple" One of the reasons people choose suicide
Respect teachers. Not only their quantity of workload is high, so is their level of responsibility for their students.
If you've been in a situation where you wish you can take back your words You'll talk less A situation where you regret but it's too late
Even though you point out every weaknesses that I have you keep comparing me with other guys you didn't get me anything for my birthday I still love you and I forgive you because that's just your little habit And I know you'll mature into a woman who will appreciate me For who I am For the food that I'll bring to the table For the little things that we have and cherish that money can't buy I love you
@HCall96 Apr 18
Amalan berdiam diri juga termasuk antara amalan yang baik.Apabila banyak bercakap, banyak juga kesalahan yang di ucapkan.Lebih baik kurang bercakap dan banyakkan berdiam diri.Nabi s.a.w juga selalu berdiam diri. 💕
@kakisembangKS Apr 16
Apa sebab nabi suruh kita berdiam masa tengah marah?Nabi taknak kita lukakan hati orang lain. Lidah orang yang tengah marah ni setajam pisau.Kalau rasa badmood, jangan lah lepaskan dekat orang lain. Jadi bersabarlah dan diamlah. Bila susah buat pahala, jangan tambah dosa. 😊
Abeh kalau colleague bulu hidung panjang pastu mcm ade caterpillar brown color hinggap kat tali hitam
Why do diluted soft drinks taste awesome after being stored in the refrigerator for more than 24 hrs?
Thruxton 2015 for S$21,000
Or get 2 of these 2004 drz '08 spec3 '10 hayabusa '12 fz8 '14 duke390 '15 msx125
"Kalau tak naik pangkat segi keje takpe, in shaa Allah naik pangkat segi lain. Mcm dpt cucu ke, anak ke.." Random pakcik ports
Sacrificial is the purest form of love haha
Behind every successful, 'established' or 'flawless' person on social media, there's actually a broken story Just God's way of being fair
@zakimits May 15
Jika kau lewatkan solat,Allah akan lewatkan kau dari•Kejayaan•Rezeki•Jodoh•DoaSegeralah menunaikan solat dan solatlah di awal waktu. 😇
Actually love is about the little things Like, even though my gf suare serak mcm rockers.. I think of her voice every night before sleep
@syrhaziq May 18
Too egoistic to forgive someone because they’ve made mistakes. Don’t you do mistake? Just because nobody have confront you about your mistake, doesn’t mean you’ve not done any. You ain’t perfect man. So stop being so hypocrite towards another being.
@kelakarni 14 Dec 2016
Tak nak gemuk? Ikutlah sunnah nabi "makan kalau lapar, berhenti sebelum kenyang". InsyaAllah ia membantu anda supaya tak gemuk. 👌
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