tweets 1 sept - 31 oct

There's reasons single people are getting more lonely and attached people getting wider circle of friends


@ehkayeyeare 31 Aug 2016  I dont mind the smell or the smoke made. But I do mind the mess in the end tho'. Isnt it unfair for people of different beliefs to clean up?


@DrBilalPhilips Don’t be embarrassed by who you are; Allah made you perfect! People are going to judge you no matter what you do. #life #Muslims


Stay home thursday. Burrito, mac & cheese, quesadilla and cheese fries. #mexican #foodPanda


Nik‏ @CreativeMartial 8 Sep 2016
12 things that didn't exist 12 years ago:
YouTube Facebook Twitter Uber Spotify Dropbox WhatsApp Snapchat Instagram Vine Man City fans


(After going out a number of times..) "Sorry, can we just be friends?" #whyiamstillsingle


Sometimes people share their experiences not because they want to blow their own trumpet But to encourage others "if i can, so can you."


Are you hotstuff?? Try this out: 
x= the number of followers you have 
y= the number of people you follow 
x divide by y= hotstuff rating 
Less than 0.8= not hot stuff 
0.8 to 1= almost 
1.1 to 1.5= just plain arrogant or selfish 
> 2= 4 star hot stuff 
> 10= celebrity


My work hazard: Dealing people with an insulting level of intelligence, third-world antics; with a high presence of language barrier


#whatif You're at a metal gig. The next band looks so brutal. Corpsepaint. black metal outfit. Soundcheck double pedal. Shred guitarsolo And then their first song "Saturday morning jumped out of bed, put on my best suit.." And it's not even a metal cover hahah #reggae #lepak


If there's no point of sticking together, then break up But if there's no point of breaking up, then stick together #love is simple bebual mcm expert in psychology aku ni. Paracounsellor. The love doctor. Hahaaaa


"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." - Dr. Seuss But usually i can't fall asleep because my reality is depressing


We don't go grow up We only improve in acting as adults


People who complain about getting fat. but 95% of their instagram pictures are restaurant and cafe food


#horoscopes are for losers


My charlie crush took over duty from me. rahman say she muka pecah. But i think she's a simple sweet girl with short hair


Kite lelaki kene kelakar. Dpt menghibur hati sang bunga. Kalau perempuan kelakar pun bagus. Cinta makin mesra. Tapi kalau perempuan suara base, itu kelakar nak mampus hahahahah


Org spell 'bahagia' Die spell 'bahgia' Aku rase tempat tinggal die selalu dilanda bah


@Alhamdhulillaah We complain how Allah doesnt grant all of our wishes immediately but we fail to thank Him for not punishing us immediately for our mistakes!


"My loss is your gain" Ni semua kata-kata manis. coe motor kau tak sampai 4 tahun, mileage da 6-digit, jual harga 12k. Ade hati ckp 'loss'


@MuslimsMatters 25 Oct 2016 People can't see your heart, they can only see your behavior.


Prophet PBUH said,"Look to those below you & not to those above,as it is more suitable to remember the #blessings of Allah granted to you" Betul ckp. Kite slalu compare diri kite dgn org yng hidup lebih mewah


@DrBilalPhilips 30 Oct 2016  Oh Allah, if I hurt others,give me the strength to apologize. If people hurt me,give me the strength to forgive. Ameen #life