Syed: Kay, I ask you a question.
Sufiyan: Huh.
Syed: What happen when The Rock, jump out of the window? Did he die?
Sufiyan: Er.. Yes?
Syed: Wrong. He didn't. You know why?
Sufiyan: Ah.. Why?
Syed: Because... Like they say, rock never die. That's why he didn't die when he fall.
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[ At the chicken rice shop, Hasyim and Yazid asked for "botot ayam" ]
Waiter: Da, dah habis
Syed: Yours?
Waiter: Hah?
[ Sufiyan breaks into laughter. ]
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[ While working as donation coupon seller at Clementi ]
Syed: Aunite, help fight poverty in Africa!
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[ During a soccer water break, running away from dog ]
Syed: Aaaarrghh!!
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