more lame jokes.

MAT: k lah. skrg da boleh buke. boleh gi order
MINAH: ape u merepek. aru kul 5.30 ptg
MAT: pasal nari u pakai baju low-cut nampak lurah dada
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after a heavy break fast meal, i blurped every 10 metres on the way walking to the mosque. ‪#‎halaljokes‬ — at Abdul Hamid Kampung Pasiran Mosque.
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"dear, jom buke kat manhattan" "dear, kite buke kat spize" "buke kat swensens jom" "i nak buke ayam penyet pulak"
hmm thank God i'm single.
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