tweets 8-22 nov

delta charlie 10 byk semut api.. i think one of them managed to crawl up my underpants #antsInMyPants

woke up in the middle of the night. feeling so hungry. ate a bowl of cornflakes. and pineapple tarts which existed in the kitchen since july

 when you're feeling cold, who's gonna hug you and give you body warmth?? #jomKitePeluk #haha #sorryBukanMuhrim

 turn-off when girls show their grumpy-makcik side.

 getting darth vader's scooter in a few months time.... #lordDarthBloodvader

 kak lol give me kfc!!!! Hehehehe ^.^ #thisIsLove kak lol have a crush on me

 wat do you call someone who cannot differentiate between an indian song and an arabian song? - a chinese

 RT @KalamUlama "Barangsiapa berwudhu dengan baik, keluarlah dosa-dosanya dari jasadnya sampaipun dari bawah kuku-kukunya (HR. Muslim)"

RT @zickzickly "A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else."

 "Astagfirullahaladzim (aku mohon ampun kepadaMu Ya Allah), diucapkan ketika kita merasa melakukan kesalahan dan memohon ampunan."

keje, jgn tk keje. kan bagus dpt tengok ibu bapa hidup senang. anak mana yng suke tengok ibu bapanye keje sampai bile2. tak pencin2.

 went to a holiday tours agency. at little india area. i asked "any cheap holiday package for pattaya, thailand?" and they replied.. .. "INDIA MORE CHEAPER LAH MACHA! DEY, INDIA? MUMBAI YOU LIKE? DEYY, MUMBAI DARHH!! INDIA!!!"

RT @hauramaqsurah3 "kadang2 kita hanya hebat kerana doa ibu bapa kita. tanpa doa mereka, kita bukan siapa2."
-imam muda asyraf-

 you're so lucky, mak kau punye laki. #random #haha #goodMorning

 bersyukur dgn ape yng kite ade. #alhamdullilah

 subra the cobra. mahmud the anaconda.

 #memories mit up with @AinLatina here 1st time when she turned single :ppp (@ Alexandra Retail Centre (ARC))

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kau hari2 tukar profile picture kau ke pe sial?? #matRepMode #haha

Peck Kong: nari wa kena strike toto menang besar hahaha
Ali: wah, bertuah punye Peck Kong. tuah Peck Kong betul.

me no like pinay. everytime i encounter a seriously hot minah #nineOutOfTen, i will tell myself "she's pinay, she's pinay.." so i will not get too excited. sounds like maybe i'm a race-sis.

too kind to ang mohs, too selfish for our own locals #typical #sg

the feeling when you always have no mood to eat
but when you start to eat, you can't stop feeding yourself

 RT @CintaRasulAllah “Jika seseorang di awal pagi sudah bermalas-malasan dengan sering tidur, maka di petang harinya dia juga akan bermalas-malasan pula”

 she's not that pretty, but it's the 'p' letter word she has which made him so crazy about her.
#perks

fuhh tak sangke my fren ade younger sister. born '91. #chikies pulak tu. da 3 tahun keje sama2, only now then i know #gatal #mentel #miang