Friday, May 16, 2014

tweets 1 march - 15 may

‏RT @sehuntella “MAS MH370 plane is best and most safe plane in the world" but even the unsinkable titanic sank” If Allah want, it can happen #PrayForMH370

"Seburuk mana pun luaran seseorang, jangan sesekali menghina kerana siapa tahu dia lebih mulia dari kita di sisi Allah." -rafidah saed

hello, i'm still awake since 10am yesterday morninggg (0_0) #insomnia

‏RT @Jakkrith Being rich is not about how much you have, but how much you can give

RT @DoaIndah Ya Allah, aku mohon kepada-Mu agar diberi ilmu yg bermanfaat, rezeki yg luas, dan amalan yg diterima

last friday i made a sharp left turn at woodlands crossing. full throttle 2nd gear. i think my footrest or my main stand came in contact...... with the road. i slipped and almost fell. nearly an accident. luckily there no traffic while making that sharp left turn.

expenses for today-
epok2 for brunch: $2
soya bean and spongecake while waiting for my bike to get serviced: $2
petrol, full-tank: $6
... sakura buffet: $33
maintenance of my bike (new battery, magnetic coil, eo, lubricant): $216

minor accident. hit the back of a car. i was riding too fast. scratches on the right side of my bike. small headlight dah termasuk. i have zero injuries. riding in a sleepy condition is riding in a dangerous condition.

a charlie girl told me this
"people who control their partner too much, are people who feel insecure in that relationship."
.. agrees

.. for the sake of customer satisfaction? if whole of singapore only you alone got car.. of course no jam la. please la uncle. dun be selfish. other people also want to go jaybee mah

happy to find myself a new jogging buddy. :)

if her bf is not a psycho, it's okay to be friends with her. haha

i've been jogging every sunday.. and 4 sundays straight now :)

before you make a girl to like you, you have to grab her attention.

when couples get too bored during backflow.. and they decided to resort to heavy petting. can see from my eevah (0.0)

just added my chat friend from scotland at fb!! we used to chat 6 yrs ago on msn messenger #reunited #awesome

#MediaCorp April Fool’s ‘cheating husband #prank’ slammed http://wp.me/p2UvZT-9hG  #singapore #thenoose #aprilfools #whysoserious

kite lelaki tak boleh lokek dan sombong.

"never choose a girl who always think that she will never have enough in life, as your wife."
hmm ni type yng tak tau bersyukur kut.

don't you just love lazy afternoons. lying on the bed, only the sound of the fan, the birds chirping and the small aeroplanes flying.

RT @islamicfreedom The strongest man in the world is the one who can lift up his blanket at the time of Fajr.

wife: dear, i having my monthly cramps!!
husband: dun worry, i'll stick by your side dear.. (then runs and hides inside the closet)

boring offday. nak kluar ngan bestie, tak jadi. nak kluar ngan jogging buddy pun tak jadi.

RT @Alhamdhulillaah ‘SubhanAllahwaBiHamdihi’ 100 times a day & all your sins will be forgiven even if they were as much as the foam of the sea [Bukhari]

i want a gf who can be my
jogging buddy
Exercise buddy
Pool buddy
Lepak buddy
explore new food places buddy
try new fun activities buddy

break 1 jam. sempat makan nasi kat canteen, makan dessert biskut yanyan, main pool kat hp pastu solat asar. kenyang dok.

never be romantic to her unless you intend to be with her for the rest of your life.

heavy rain is the best weather to make love.. loudly. #ifIHaveAWife.. loudly and noisy. mat rep minah rep style. "SIAL LAH SEDAP LAH BABI!!" "SIAL LAH LAJU SIKET LAH SIAL!!" "BAEK AH SIAL KAU BUAT!!" hahahah.. astaghfirllahalazim. tweet yng bukan2 aku ni.

@sufiyanblodvein is in a relationship with takoyaki.

i just met a company director.. he's born in year 1993. #typeZeroThree @fishyAria9897 tu la. he driving alone a luxury car just now.. tapi rezeki masing2 la kan

couple jersey? if i couple, i wear man city and my gf wear man united.... or i wear real madrid, my gf wear barcelona... tapi actually kan, both of us never watch football at all la siol. haha.

"namer bf aku wei chen. tapi aku panggil die BB aje." nasib baik ciner bukan mamak. nanti kene panggil die BBQ pulak. hahah #siakBetulAkuNi

@AinLatina and remember, your mum have to go thru motor jam everyday.. going to werk and back

kalau tak dapat, tak apa. bersabar, kerana rezeki Allah itu luas. #inshaAllah

booch number 1: brings her gf to a yacht
booch number 2: brings her gf to maldives
hmm. they're really romantic and know how to treat a gal

no matter how pretty a girl is,
every rose has its thorns.
no matter how sweet a guy is,
sweet stuff gives you toothache.


i like doing things that i like with someone i like.

RT @muftimenk  If you cannot see others be happy, you need help. Being happy upon the happiness or success of others is a sign of the purity of the heart.

seems like women will always age and gain weight faster than men. when they become wives.

RT @MuslimsMatters Dear ALLAH, thank you for today, yesterday, and tomorrow. My family, my joys, my sorrows. For all that made me stronger.

today i learn that girls will never admit that they look more chubby than each other. hahahahah

syak look very cun lah. wear jacket, wear utility belt, then wear high-visibility vest. #eyeCandyForMorning #takPanasKe

"if she likes you, everything you do is romantic and cute. if she doesn't like you, everything you do is creepy."
..wat ronny said.


getting mad at the small and petty matters. #justAnotherDayAtWork

just woke up from a dream. about my mum matchmaking me. but it's not a nightmare because the girl is quite my taste.
her name is aisyah. she's a malaysian but she had her primary and secondary education in singapore.

.. she has a petite figure. wears a hijab along with long pants and long sleeve shirt.
.. her eyebrows are sharply trimmed. pretty much has that 'minah' look. but it's her thick mascara that captured me in the first place.

.. in the dream, me and the girl went out for a first date at a shopping mall. she's quite charming and "manje".
.. she hugged me once. but if she hugs me again, i will surely ask her to tone down the body contact.. kite kan belum halal lagi. hehe.

.. hmm luckily she wear long sleeve with tudung sei. if short sleeve with tudung.. hahahah no offense but that's the awkward-malaysian-style
.. aurat prompan kat tangan biar sempurna. hahah oh well a dream is just a dreammmm.. and i always think too much

i'm not cheapskate. i'm saving up for a bigger bike

bile dah kahwin, takyah korek bontot sendiri. boleh korek bontot each other. #teamwork #thisIsLove #haha korek bontot (sluar dalam terselit).

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