tweets 1 nov - 31 dec

People keep asking me bila nak beli super4? Hmmm.. aku tahu aku bawak spark korg pikir aku baru pass 2a aku niari.. hahaa




"Don't waste money. Get a 1000cc straight" Well actually aku da save money by not getting a 2a bike.

Yng berpunye makin byk scandal, Yng single makin takde social life, Yng chix baru2 butch da kebas. Hahaha #zamanModen "Just realized. When new chicks come into the team, the competition will no longer be just among the boys, now even girls are fightin fo dem"

Apek step muda bawak underarmour drawstring bag

Teachers: wohoo tmr my last day of teaching PSO: eh aleuto lah besok traffic dah start rabak nak mampus

Budak2 gerek 'favourite' buat joke: "hahahahah sial ah kau kekek"

Aku buat joke: *cricket sound effect*

"Aku nak gi russia holiday pastu carik jodoh russian" I think russian ladies gonna laugh at your small penis. K just kidding. Sukati ko la

"Eh bro aku bwk moto triumph ah. Triumph! Triumph!! Triumph brooo!! .. ... .... ... Err.. rokok satu boleh? Gaji masuk lambat lagi ah"

Jangan malu jadi orang sederhana, malulah jadi orang yang pura2 kaya, yang punya segalanya padahal sebenarnya dia tidak punya apa2.

4k action cam [x] Action cam strap mount [x] External mic [ ] Full face helmet [ ] Class 2 bike [ ] #motovlogging #checklist

Orang hijrah itu adalah orang yang meninggalkan segala yang dilarang Allah Taala. HR. Ahmad

How to survive in eye-see-eh: Distance yourself from people yng negative, kuat complain, mata merah, talk behind other people's back etc..

Be closer with peeps who r humble, light-hearted, like to joke around BUT hardworking will try to swallow anything that is thrown to them

Tak sabar nak habis belajar Nak kerja Kumpul duit banyak banyak Nak tolong mak ayah Semoga mak ayah sempat melihat aku berjaya. Amin

Evidence that humans are becoming more lazy: Food panda

Spotted one indian man eating at the coffeeshop.. he bought his own portable speaker and blasting off some clubbing music #thuglife

Our garment is stupid. If the water is overflowing out of the basin, turn the tap off! Not throw in another basin. The flow will never stop

"We will upgrade our checkpt so to facilitate more travellers. We will even reopen and upgrade our old wld checkpt"

Perempuan bila dia dah sayang kau, dia tak kisah kau kaya ke tak, hensem ke tak hensem ke, suami org ke, tunang org ke, dia tak KISAH

She said "buy for me honey lemon drink" I said "i buy lemon drink only can?" She asked why "Because you're the honey" *Cricket soundeffect*

Knock knock Who's there? istheone. istheone who? [your name here] istheone who make my day with her beautiful smile.

Knock knock "Who's there?" i 1 2 b d 1 "i 1 2 b d 1 who?" i 1 2 b d 1 who catches you every time you fall.

"Love your mother, the most beautiful person on this earth. Our best critic, yet our strongest supporter."