tweets 22 feb - 1 may

@MillsReggie Feb 22 More A mistake that makes you humble is better than an achievement

that makes you arrogant.





Random thought Ever wonder what life is if prc still choose to be under strict communist rule

like nkorea Take a look at 20 yrs ago. Our island will certainly be less crowded.

Our products will not rosak so fast. Things would be made in taiwan instead. So many possibilities





Tempat yang banyak orang gila dan orang tua yang pemalas.





Actually being born Singaporean ade byk rezekinye. Tak kat sini, kat overseas





"Be strong. You don't have to be affected by every single word that is thrown onto you"





@brucelee Feb 20 More 🐉 ‘It’s not about what happens; it’s about your reaction to

what happens that matters.’ #BruceLee





Pakcikhood in 1999 "Abg lauk dah masak"

(Me in singlet and sarong reading newspaper): oh iyee datang

Pakcikhood in 2019 "Abg lauk dah masak"

(Me in singlet and sarong watching igtv): kejap mira filza kasi tutorial mandikan anak kucing





Abeh kalau aunty jogging sambil pegang bukak payung





@topislamictwit Mar 1 More Tips nak jadi pemaaf. kena ingat. yang kita pun buat salah.

"maafkan org lain seperti mana kita nak Allah maafkan kita."





Leading by example is better than forcing down orders





@RaimiKashfi 16 Nov 2018 More Sebuah komputer kita install software yg hebat2,

tiba2 lupa nak install antivirus, tetap juga akan ada virus. Jasad kita install ilmu yg hebat2,

tiba2 lupa nak install adab, tetap juga akan hadir akhlak yg buruk. Tiada bermanfaat ilmu

yang diperoleh tanpa adab.





Burning offerings at this timing. This is basically solat sunat tahajjud in their context?





Best things about public transport: -aircon -listen to music -can close eyes and nap

-upper seats on the double decker -more sightseeing, less eyes on the road

-convenient food shops at the mrt stations -my bus stop is nearer than my carpark





Listening to mj2 Ade cite almari berhantu, ade pulak cite pasal

periuk berhantu.. 🤔 ape kate kite gabungkan, letak periuk dlm almari

Korang rase ape jadi eh. Hantu periuk fight dgn hantu dlm almari?





We have drivers under the influence of smartphone Drivers under the influence of

gps Drivers under the influence of passengers Drivers under the influence of money

because petrol is costly (illegal uturns, reversing because they missed their exit etc.)

So riders, headstrong.





What I've observed: colleagues who are in their 50s nearing 60s still working hard

because their kids are still in sec school/poly

What I've learnt: jgn kahwin lambat sangat lah ..

Not judging anyone or God's plans. But remember peh n peh wants you to work till you die





Reminder: ape yng kau ade, kdg2 orang lain tunggu berbulan-bulan atau

bertahun-tahun untuk dapatkan. So be grateful and be humble





@wafilahh Mar 30 More be thankful for the bad things in life.

they open your eyes to see the good things you weren't paying attention to before.





There are non-handicap people who boarded the bus just to alight only

one stop later which is at the bus interchange





I just find that these insurance companys are quite intrusive. They just barge in,

gives you their name card, asks for you to log into your si pi eff and to have

them all revealed.. All i just wanted to do is to collect my stupid parcel





Comparing my time to present day i feel very privileged that muslim footballers are

getting more prominent in EPL. This way i will encourage my kids to play football

passionately, and if they try to ignore solat 5 waktu i just show them a pic of mane,

salah, ozil or mustafi 😀





What if the remaining heroes come into acceptance and decided not to revenge on thanos?

Then #AvengersEndgame would just be a soap opera of every individual trying to

move on with life. I mean, didn't #Thanos also wipe off half of the villains

Just let him retire happily 😄





I wish i can whatsapp send this to every people who didn't know how to use

earphones/headphones inside the bus/mrt





@SabrItaway Apr 13 More You delay your prayers and then complain

when Allahﷻ delays answering your Du’ā’s..





Instead of burning fossil fuels, singapore electricity supply can depend on the

taik hidung from the ah pek sitting beside me in the bus. From the start of the journey

asyik korek hidung non stop





Lelaki simpan janggut ade 2 sebab aje Sebab die warak atau die nak jadi macam

band system of a down





@AnilMohanlal Follow Follow @AnilMohanlal Arguments try to decide who is right right.

Discussions try to decide what is right.





It's about time land transport authority enforce 'no nose picking allowed.

Fine $500' in mrt and buses





Minah melayu skrg pun da hi-SES. Post gambar posing dgn maserati, panigale

Post video workout kat gym (tapi background voice 'ceywah baik sial' suare minah lagi satu.

members die) pakai attire under armour premium

Tapi yng penting bf kene kaya atau mat saleh 😆 proud of y'all





Mum never raised me like a king. She's the world's greatest cook

but she only fed me what i needed, not what i wanted Through her struggles

and examplery sacrifices, her lessons shaped me into an individual with

respectful manners, impartiality and the fear of God cc: tunangku

tweets 31 nov - 1 feb

Things that i didn't have back then (but most kids do)

-tamiya
-playstation 1/2
-gameboy
-digimon
-beyblade
-bumble bee yoyo
-super soaker
-heelys

Instead i had

-audley
-windows 95/98
-brickgame
-tamagochi
-mitre epl soccerball
-watergun from tora candybox
-Styrofoam airplane


🤔 imagine ade org suruh bomoh santau. Bomoh baca2 pastu tiba2 jin die reply:

Eh ni nama ramai orang pakai la! Kat singkapo pun ade indon pun ade.. numbor paspot numbor ic ada?


@qilahrzli
 2 Dec 2018

Phone calls are replaced by WhatsApp. Feelings are now tweets. And memories are some pictures we post on Instagram.


@izzharnazri
 27 Nov 2018
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Antara sebab rezeki sempit?

Kedekut dengan ahli keluarga.

Especially mak ayah.


Bangsa melayu harus lebih seperti bangsa cina. Mereka selalu mencintai dan mengingati ibu mereka pada setiap saat

Tidak percaya, dgr lah percakapan mereka:


ching chong chin ciao MOTHER ching chong chong MOTHER ching chai MOTHER kanina ni de ching ching MOTHER


Kenape kahwin jgn lambat sangat?

Kat tempat keje aku ade officer yang re-employment (past 55 yrs old).. masih kene keje sebab anak masih sekolah kat polytechnic..

Mmg rezeki jodoh masing2.. tapi kalau asyik nak 'single and easy' dah tua baru sedar..


Just my observation


Kalau nak murah rezeki jgn percaya kat bende2 zodiac ni semua.


Percaya kat quran lagi bagus


@CWonkasm
 8 Dec 2018
More
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.


Ganti disc brake depan $720 😱


@dibfitri
 14 Dec 2018
More
"Hidup ni bukan sentiasa senang, bukan sentisa bahagia, sebab Allah selalu nak uji kita, sebab bila dah bahagia, senang, berjaya kita lupa siapa diri kita"


Kenape facebook makin poyo eh


Do check out the new gojek website

It's called goblog


Kalau aku foreigner baru dtg sini, pastu takde certified knowledge pasal leadership atau security atau customs law tiba2 jadi inspector. Confirm korg tak respect aku. Betul tak? I was referring to an elderly colleague of mine.. he just started running a restaurant in jehbee.


Datang keje asyik lambat/amek timeoff. Keje pun siket membawang membebel byk. Gi retire skrg pun cantik


Ade orang sembur hinggus kat tissue

Ade orang satu alam semesta la tissue die. Sembur kat lantai kat tembok kat rumput kat tangga kat cermin

Hashtag pengotor


@gary302
 18 Dec 2018
More

Anyone who thinks the problems at MUFC will disappear overnight are having a laugh. The owners, the CEO and a lot of the players are cunts. I’d like to thank Mr Mourinho for winning the UEFA cup and making it a complete set of trophies.


@ReccaluvsAi
 20 Dec 2018
More
I swear most escooters have such bad taste in music and I always wonder why they have the need to share it with the rest of the world.


@FaktaAgama
 20 Dec 2018
More
Sayyidina Ali bin Abi Talib  telah berkata:

Simpan rahasiamu berdua saja:

1. Dirimu
2. Allah swt

Jagalah di dunia ini dua keredhaan:

1. Ibumu
2. Bapamu

Mohonlah bantuan ketika susah dengan dua hal:

1. Sabar
2. Solat

Jangan risau dua hal ini:

1. Rezeki

2. Ajal


"Expensive leisure toys"


All humans are not fat if we reset to 'factory settings'

But it's what we eat, how much we eat, and how much our food addiction has gradually increased over the years bla blaa

And also by our lifestyle which is influenced by technological conveniences like food panda etc
Metabolism also plays a part blaa blaa

If you notice people who live at rural kampung areas are not obese

Because their nearest McDonald's is a few hours drive.


Plus they live day-to-day on tough labour like farming, fishing etc


The alternate word for penis suggested by my parents when i was young: 

bulbul


@inche_lebah
 14 Sep 2018
More
3 malaikat yg jaga kita bila keluar rumah jika baca ni;

Bismillahi tawakkaltu a'lallahi walahaulawala quwataillah billah hila'liyil a'zim

Malaikat pertama ditugaskn oleh Allah beri petunjuk

Malaikat ke-2 ditugaskn utk cukupkn rezki


Malaikat ke-3 ditugaskn utk melindungi kita


@ZulfadhliFahmi
 20 Dec 2017
More
" Si kaya  berulang alik ke Mekah mencari redha Allah...  Sedangkan jaraknya dgn si miskin hanya di sebelah rumah... "


Kalau tak happy, bilang dgn org tu face-to-face.. kalau bebual belakang, mulut prompan pun boleh buat


Used holiday items, let's go


Before you criticize a Muslim brother for impersonating a kafr etc. Keep in mind that it's part of his job and that's how he earn a living.


Bila lupa : Astagfirullah 

Bila berjanji : InshaAllah 

Bila marah : LaailahaillAllah 

Bila terkejut : MasyaAllah 

Bila rindu: Ku sebut namamu


Only after 3 yrs
in the eye-see-eh: my first 🏍️
5 yrs: my first promotion
6 yrs: my 2nd posting

7 yrs: my first >200cc 🏍️

8 yrs: my first engagement

my first appointment as field/dtl


'I tak mkn sayur k' starter pack


Seems like everyone is into FB 'fortunetelling' thingy kind of shit


@QusyairiH
 28 Dec 2018
More
KFC is expensive? Stop eating KFC.
Car is expensive? Use public transportation.
Starbucks is overpriced? Try nescafe.

The problem with our society now is instead of working hard to be able to afford stuffs, we prefer to force corporations to match our laziness


Gtx1050 vs gtx1060.. rated 30% better performance on 1060..


.. price difference $500-700 😮
Gtx960 vs gtx1050.. rated 3% better on 1050.. meh so tiny difference


Within 8 years i've never bought a new pc/lappy but i've changed my bike 4 times


Aku heran org2 ni kesah pasal american politics and trump.. like they really affect us directly 🤔


2018: the year when 'rainbows' is considered a color symbol of gay


Yesterday i saw this post which sounded like


'pilih lah pasangan yng berpegang pada ugama. Sebab kalau dia sanggup tinggalkan ugama, dia pasti sanggup tinggalkan kau'


Here the malaysian bikes are louder than harley davidson

Cc: tp and lta


Actually nak menang epl senang je

38 games total

10 games lawan dgn top 5, kalah takpe. Pakai subs/ youngsters

Yng remaining 28 games mati2 kene menang. Not even a draw.

Hence,

W  D L   pts

28 0 10 84
United and leicester managed to win the league with less than 84 points in the 2010/11 and 2015/16 season.


Karipap sayur, tahu goreng.

Cc: orang yng tak pandai makan taugeh


You do realize in ig, people have a certain way of gaining huge amounts of followers

Like, today you randomly follow 10 people.. maybe 3 will follow you back

Within a month 3*30 = 90 new followers

Then you unfollow all 90 of them

Ini semua strategy 🙄

And these people usually aren't celebrities. They're just addicted to likes that gives them a sense of popularity

Some of these people are selling and promoting their products


After watching kanye west 'i love it' music video, i feel like making a parody

Wear the roblox outfit and then sing "you're such a naughty minah 🎶


@ACommonFemaIe
 Jan 19
More
straight line:
______________________________________

dashed line:
___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___

someone’s insta story at a party:
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -


Worst deployment in jp still better than the best deployment in wc

Unless you're anak ikan emas in wc then I believe your level of 'best' is far different from mine 😆


How to deal with idiot jaywalkers: clutch in, 10k rpm


Semua org ada kesalahan sendiri

Sama ada orang lain nampak ke tak
(Hanya Tuhan yng sembunyi keaiban kita)

Sama ada sendiri mengaku ke tak
(Hanya Tuhan yng berikan kita hikmah untuk gerakkan hati kita)


Keje paling susah keje police band. Sebab very note salah kene buat report

tweets 1 oct - 30 nov

I think the most important aspect about love is sacrifice They say love is a losing game But in the end the reward is jannah for you both


@smrtsg 2 Sep 2018 More When I was younger, I used to sneak out of home to go to parties. Now I sneak out of parties to go home.


Bawak powerbank nak change hp, ... .. powerbank lupe nak charge hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaku ingin seribu tahun lagi bersamamu


Type yng suke travel tapi not on foot


There will always be friends who think the world only revolves around them Self-obsessed social media addicts with their selfies


Ramai yng kencing lupa flush Ramai juga yng kencing tapi lupa lock cubicle


One thing about malays is that they are so quick to judge based on first impression and third-party rumours


Kenape kite belum jodoh? Sebab kite tak tau jaga diri sendiri, macam mana kite nak jaga anak orang? Just my opinion Bukan riak bros..


@FoootballPlanet 24 Sep 2018 More N’Golo Kante’s rise is amazing. 2012: Playing in Ligue 2 2013: Playing in Ligue 1 2015: Moves to the Premier League 2016: Wins the League & reaches a Euro's Final. 2017: Wins the League again 2018: Wins the FA Cup, World Cup and named in FIFPRO World XI.


Hais i miss my suzuki. This honda too relaxed la the riding style. More suitable for ages 40 & above Sport🏍️ can build up core muscle


A lot will ask 'why so happy' 'why so sad' Just for the sake of opening their mouth And not really concerned about your real well-being


I'm one of those individuals who eats at secret recipe and then asks the waiter "so tell me, what's your secret recipe"


Orang yang nampak alim tak semestinya 100% cara die betul and terbaik Sebab die pun manusia


When you thought venom became your parasite and talking in your mind But then you realized it's shakila base calling out your name


One more time if i encounter a jaywalker slowly jaywalking with his/her eyes totally on the phone, I'm gonna stop one side Snatch his/her phone from his/her hands and fcuking smash it to the ground


Orang2 yang suke bukak vitec kat carpark macam taufiq


#notallmalays drink alcohol, they drink bubble tea too because they like to bubble


Day 5 of my night dieting which involves only drinking after sunset I also call it 'reverse fasting' because i didn't eat anything from maghrib till fajr


The meaning of life Life is always about perspective There's 3 dimensions and 6 sides to a cube Some ignorant people only see it as a single-dimensional square Don't be like them. Haha


Speaking about work politics.. some people don't like transferring out because they already besar kepala in that current position They know they'll have to go back to square one and no longer the 'anak emas' or the 'abang long'


People in sv650 fb group say the 270crossplane of the mt07 is more exciting than an actual v-twin


@trellymick 18 Oct 2018 More If you died tonight, your employer would have a job advert to fill your role by the end of the month. But your friends and family would miss you forever. Don’t get so busy on making a living that you forget to work on making a life


The difference between riding and driving is that in a moderate 🚗 accident, you lose a few thousand dollars But in a moderate 🏍️ accident, you lose a few limbs


Islam always give simple solutions to everything, but it's the people who makes it complicated and sour


@esplayn 12 Nov 2018 More West Ham now have Nasri, Wilshere and Fabianski. All they need now is Fabregas and Koscielny and they’d beat Barca 2-1.


'My wife is my ex-gf' references is so annoying


Orang macam zaki bagus la. Selalu happy. Cheerful. Everyday gongxifachai


Aku notice kedai motor ade new & old skol

New skol:
-nama English (ultima motorsports, revo motoring etc)
-cashier/clerk youngster
-receipt printed, microsoft excel
Old skol:
-nama lejen (kang kang motors, chin chow enterprise, pang keng cycles etc)
-cashier/clerk auntie tua, cermin mata degree tinggi nak mampos
-receipt tulisan doctor, color putih color biru, buku 555


I really wish i could sell my honda to someone who's really enthusiastic and interested about its engine characteristic Not just some random dude who just wanna upgrade from class 2a and get his hands on the cheapest class 2 possible thinking that this nc is faster than a 600


Korang imagine makan seafood, order cereal prawn. Cereal die pakai honey star


Marriage course taught me not share too much about your spouse:
Today
👩 suami aku sado
👧 oh iye ke

Tmr
👩 aku bingit asyik gado dgn suami
👧 cerai sudah

Eventually
👩 kami berpisah.. sigh
👧 I'm sorry for you sis (hahaha yes! finally aku boleh dpt laki sado idaman mcm die)

tweets 4 jul - 31 aug

Honestly speaking I'm more excited about getting a new Sony action cam than about going to Europe for a holiday


Lebih baik show-off motor daripada gf, sebab gf belum halal. Lagipun couples yng mature usually prefer low-profile


Khaled Beydoun ‏ Verified account @KhaledBeydoun Jul 16 More Dear France, Congratulations on winning the #WorldCup. 80% of your team is African, cut out the racism and xenophobia. 50% of your team are Muslims, cut out the Islamophobia. Africans and Muslims delivered you a second World Cup, now deliver them justice.


@vikarworld Jul 16 More My Amma: See he's only 19 and he won the world cup Me: Because his parents let him pursue what he wants at a young age. My Amma went silent mode after that.


Like i said before Everyone has a broken story. They only post what other people want to think of them especially 'beauty', 'rich' or 'fame'
Not that i want to condemn others, but remember sometimes you can't totally trust based on first impressions


Kenape bapok suke lepak town? Sebab kalau lepak residential mall, kene tangkap dgn mak


Abeh kalau pakcik bebual dgn aku pastu sambil garuk *TOOT* for nearly 2 minutes


Abeh kalau goat buat van blocker boleh upload video vines Aku rase kat sini aku boleh upload one entire season cite off their rockers


Iklan Maggi ni tak real langsung. Asyik family kaya dapur mewah mak masak maggi lepastu anak "yay maggi" Patutnya iklan dkt dapur buruk flat lama suami be like "taktahu nak mkn apa malam ni, dompet nipis gaji lambat lagi" then isteri be like "abang jgn la risau, Maggi kan ada"


@ImranAjmain Jul 30 More Bila kita dipesan “buat kerja biar ikhlas”, that means to do it properly & wholeheartedly, without complains, without sighing, without tunjuk muka moody muncung tak terima disuruh2 Kita dijanji pahala bila bantu orang, apa lagi kalau kita bayar utk buat sesuatu. Do your best!


@SajaSembang Aug 2 More 8 sebab Allah hantar sakit;
1. Dia tahu kita kuat
2. Dia rindukan kita
3. Kita terlalu leka dgn dunia
4. Nak hapuskan dosa kita
5. Jadikan kita hamba bersyukur
6. Sudah tibanya bertaubat
7. Ingatkan kita ttg kematian
8. Nak tunjuk siapa yg setia disisi waktu kita sakit
Sebarkan


A more wallet-friendly garmen can make us all more patriotic


Kdg2 aku nak nasihat member aku ni.. tapi die masih tak matured.. perangai childish.. bila agaknye die akan ade sense of responsibility Cara kau terima nasihat mcm budak2. Dari sec school perangai tak berubah. Asalkan kau bahagia la


Belum kawin/tunang tapi jari manis pakai cincin mahal 🤔 ibarat aku ckp "oh, motor ni strictly aku bwk untuk ubereats" sambil duduk atas r1m


Belum kawin/tunang tapi jari manis pakai cincin mahal 🤔 ibarat aku ckp "oh, motor ni aku buat trackday la sia" sambil duduk atas tricity125


I'm sad when I couldn't ride my suzuki for the kukup trip.. was about to make it as a farewell trip before scrapping


"How a man treats his 🏍️ is how a man will treat his lady" I'm the 13th owner of my suzuki. This prostitute better be grateful as my lady 😂


Correction bro, how a man treats his own mother, is how a man will treat his future mother of his child 😌


Daripada baca quotes macam gini, lebih baik baca hadith riwayat dan kisah2 Rasulullah dan isteri Baginda. Just saying


I think i gonna start a small shop selling used travelling goods. Since most people seldom travel. Entrepreneur. #AvrilLavigneFrankLeboeuf


Belgium and switzerland is basically like singapore. It's a mix of multi-languages spoken by the regionals. Some don't know


My single friend said 'marriage doesn't solve any problems' In my opinion.. at least through marriage, you know someone is always by your side as you go solving them


Well for the past 7 days I've been sleeping from 5am to 11am That's 11pm to 5am in european timing

tweet 1 jun - 3 jul

@MaisarahMahmud May 23
I have so much respect for mothers. Balik kerja penat still boleh masak utk berbuka & they are the first one to wake up for sahur. May Allah grant them the highest place in Jannah


Maybe it's about time i sell one of my bikes and get myself a new laptop


You either die a hero or live long enough to become a villain


@swagsterzsk Jun 5
matin Retweeted
i dont see the reason to kutok these kids . i mean like come on .
dosa ? dorang tanggung
ada anak ? dorang tanggung
masok neraka ? dorang tanggung
hotel ? trivago


@asonofapeach Jun 18
Dalam banyak-banyak nasi, nasi apa yang paling susah ditelan?
Nasihat.
(such a simple and yet piercingly true teka-teki)


Ade bagus nye bwk motor tinggi mcm nc. Can look further ahead of traffic for road hazards, because your eye level is higher than some cars


Dulu profile picture pakai tudung, skrg profile picture pakai short dress nampak lulut 🤔 Who am i to judge


@monkeys_united
Jun 24
Some people are just lazy fucks that they’re too lazy to go down the stairs even though it’s only 1 floor down. I understand if they have any health problems or they’re old, but these are healthy individuals


I intend to sell my nc next year at 9.7k


Excited betul nak gi honeymoon? Ni nak kahwin tau. Bukan nak gi holiday. Kau da calculate ke duit catering, dj, kompang, transport bla blaa
Bukan ape.. bende2 kene plan betul2.. dun focus on that one particular secondary objective
Fyi mak bapak aku back then orang2 susah.. they only honeymoon 2 years after their marriage


@topislamictwit
Jun 26

Did u know?

SUBUH
Increase the Beauty

ZUHUR
Increase the Income

ASR
Improve ur Health

MAGHRIB
Release ur Tension

ISYA'
Peaceful Sleep


I overshot my mobile data by 6gb 😵 Next month bill boomz habisss Ni gara2 world cup streaming


@auzaieismail
Jul 3
Janganlah takut utk berkahwin hanya kerana masalah rumah tangga yg makin banyak. Suami bermasalah, isteri buat masalah.

Sama macam driving, hampir setiap minit ada accident, tapi takkan sebab itu kita taknak drive.

Yang penting, persediaan. Kalau jadi juga, hadapi dengan tabah.

tweets 1 mar - 31 may

@aidaazlin_ Mar 3 Sometimes when we are not looking for what we want, we find what we need.


Sometimes I annoy you because your reaction is so adorable and I'm very happy to have such an adorable person like you


I may be a rider but I seriously don't get it when people collect arai helmets


Now i know how amran feel He has an old mercedes Aircon die pernah rosak, power steering rosak, pintu takleh lock etc.. But die punye maintenance usually thousand plus hahah So i guess it's not so bad for my 1999 suzuki

Aku rase org paling mulia Org yng rajin nak belajar & org tak lokek ilmu


Finally downloading steam because my gf told me to #gamerGirls 😍 #pleaseMarryMe #tunangThisYearPlease


"If i were a boy 🎶" Tak, skrg kau tu ape


The more cylinders you have and the bigger your engine capacity, the shitter the fuel consumption is The reason why people downgrade


@LawakkHambar Mar 14
Kelebihan dpt pasangan yg banyak cakap :1. Dlm kereta, tak perlu buka radio2. Kau tak perlu tanya, semua benda dia cerita3. Tak bosan sebab semua benda kau akan tahu4. Kalau dia tiba-tiba diam, maknanya dia lapar or tgh marah so senanglah kau nak tahu


My definition of 'date' is simply going out with a person of the opposite gender; i don't hold their hands or hug them because of respect And no kisses. Yes, there'll be a few that agree to pillion on my bike, other than that I respect their decision. I don't really consider myself pious but my parents are. I'm just living on how they brought me up. Anyways these are all past stories


Amran Fans‏ @_AmranFans Mar 18
Kenapa kena ikut budaya barat?Orang kita jemput ramai-ramai sebab nk mengeratkan silaturahim, nk jiran-jiran, sedara mara semua tahu bahawa si anak tu dah berkahwin.Baru lah tak mendatangkan fitnah kalau ada yg ternampak pasangan tu keluar masuk hotel.


@squidslippers Mar 19 
hey middle-aged people......you might find this hard to believe, but if a store closes at 6:00, that means you should be ~leaving~ the store at 6:00, not entering the store at 6:00. it's weird, i know. and difficult to understand. but you can do it. i believe in you.


"Hok aloh, hadioh mok bek kahteh sepadeh" A makcik from kedah receiving kate spade bag from her generous son as a present


Reasons to avoid liter bikes - crappy fuel consumption - tires go bald faster - speed cameras everywhere - degree burns on thighs and legs


"Diorg nk ckp ape, ckp la. Itu kan mulut diorg. Hak diorg."


@smrtsg Mar 26
When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman's body. Then I was born.


Don’t blame a clown for acting like a clown 🤡, blame yourself for going to the circus


Sometimes your partner is not someone you understand but someone you want to coexist until the end of time


@NagarajRaj_Raj Mar 30
Habis degree umur 28 masih satu kejayaan. Kahwin 1st umur 35 masih satu kejayaan. Beli rumah pertama umur 38 pon masih satu kejayaan. "Follow your own pace. The moon and the sun are different But then they still shine when the time is right."


 @Alia_Afina Mar 29
Jangan seronok sangat sebarkan aib orang lain. Kita masing2 ada aib.. Allah tutup aib kita, but once Allah buka.


@louisliaw Mar 31
Malay girls should date Chinese boys because they won’t say anything about you wearing the hijab or not, solat or not, but will still know you guys gotta eat at halal places.


@SyafaatNasir Apr 1
Kita sebagai lelaki rileks je tengok perempuan berebut beli Victoria Secret ni. Jangan kutuk. Lelaki masa nak beli tiket final bola pon berebut macam orang hilang akal juga.


@indianavatara Apr 23
Be with someone that handles conflict with maturity. Keep in mind, it’s you and him vs the problem, not you vs him. Learn to communicate and find a solution together.


"Sometimes life was like smoking in silence.." 
Makcik, gi asapkan dapur lagi bagus dari asapkan rokok. Laki cik pun da lapar


@NoAmmaPessimist Apr 3
The grass is greener on the other side, because it’s being watered well while you rather watch others’ grass than to water your own.


Sometimes choosing her/him is like choosing between a rvf400 or a cb400x when you finally passed your class 2a


Silence, humble and kindness. These are always the 3 things people mistake as weakness.


@smrtsg Apr 14
Time is a construct of man, a means of adding value and structure to a chaotic universe, it serves no real purpose, it's endless and infinite, unfathomable and subjective''You're still fucking late' replied my boss.


@harara_ahmed Apr 12
To my dead brothers in Syria, to my crying mothers in Afghanistan, to my screaming sisters in Iraq, to my burned and hanged people in Burma, to my crying children in Palestine and to the forgotten people in Somalia, May Allah grant you justice and Jannah ... Ameen


@muftimenk
Don't be foolish and expose every blessing of your life to everyone and think that they’ll be happy for you. Some will, but many won’t. The evil eye is real. Learn to keep things private and not to share too much with those who could possibly harm you.


Jalan menuju ke neraka selalunye paling senang, jalan menuju ke syurga selalunye yng paling susah


@smrtsg Apr 18 
People say gambling ruins lives but it's brought our family closer. We had to move to a 1 bedroom flat


"Life is complicated But death is simple" One of the reasons people choose suicide

Respect teachers. Not only their quantity of workload is high, so is their level of responsibility for their students.

If you've been in a situation where you wish you can take back your words You'll talk less A situation where you regret but it's too late 

Even though you point out every weaknesses that I have you keep comparing me with other guys you didn't get me anything for my birthday I still love you and I forgive you because that's just your little habit And I know you'll mature into a woman who will appreciate me For who I am For the food that I'll bring to the table For the little things that we have and cherish that money can't buy I love you

@HCall96 Apr 18
Amalan berdiam diri juga termasuk antara amalan yang baik.Apabila banyak bercakap, banyak juga kesalahan yang di ucapkan.Lebih baik kurang bercakap dan banyakkan berdiam diri.Nabi s.a.w juga selalu berdiam diri. 💕


@kakisembangKS Apr 16
Apa sebab nabi suruh kita berdiam masa tengah marah?Nabi taknak kita lukakan hati orang lain. Lidah orang yang tengah marah ni setajam pisau.Kalau rasa badmood, jangan lah lepaskan dekat orang lain. Jadi bersabarlah dan diamlah. Bila susah buat pahala, jangan tambah dosa. 😊


Abeh kalau colleague bulu hidung panjang pastu mcm ade caterpillar brown color hinggap kat tali hitam


Why do diluted soft drinks taste awesome after being stored in the refrigerator for more than 24 hrs?


Thruxton 2015 for S$21,000 
Or get 2 of these 2004 drz '08 spec3 '10 hayabusa '12 fz8 '14 duke390 '15 msx125


"Kalau tak naik pangkat segi keje takpe, in shaa Allah naik pangkat segi lain. Mcm dpt cucu ke, anak ke.." Random pakcik ports


Sacrificial is the purest form of love haha


Behind every successful, 'established' or 'flawless' person on social media, there's actually a broken story Just God's way of being fair


@zakimits May 15
Jika kau lewatkan solat,Allah akan lewatkan kau dari•Kejayaan•Rezeki•Jodoh•DoaSegeralah menunaikan solat dan solatlah di awal waktu. 😇


Actually love is about the little things Like, even though my gf suare serak mcm rockers.. I think of her voice every night before sleep


@syrhaziq May 18
Too egoistic to forgive someone because they’ve made mistakes. Don’t you do mistake? Just because nobody have confront you about your mistake, doesn’t mean you’ve not done any. You ain’t perfect man. So stop being so hypocrite towards another being.


@kelakarni 14 Dec 2016
Tak nak gemuk? Ikutlah sunnah nabi "makan kalau lapar, berhenti sebelum kenyang". InsyaAllah ia membantu anda supaya tak gemuk. 👌