tweets 4-28 sept!!

tak paham aku prompan yng tindik telinge byk2 sampai da tak nampak telinge. nanti suami nak gigit camne.. hmm k takpe tukar topic

my best fren on fb is my dad. he always post on my wall and photo tags. ..and my mum too, because she using dad's fb account on her tab :)

RT @Faris_BlackStar "Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending."

girl: ever kissed a girl?
gay friend: no. why?
(kisses him on the lips)
girl: so, how was it?
gay friend: tastes like your boyfriend's ****.

RT @TinyMarkTwain There's always one person you want to talk to when you are lonely, because that person is the reason you are lonely.

the person who you always want to talk to when you feel lonely, could be the reason why you feel lonely. #JustSaying #makesMeWonder

falling in love with a girl's eyes is a smart choice, you are more likely to still be in love with her after she had gained 40 pounds.

minah: i tengok gambar kucing you.. eeeiiii cute giler la!! macam you
mat: k, besok i belanje you manhattan fish market
#howToGetFreeFood #tipsForGirls hahah

taking a shower and you wonder why the liquid soap smells different today; moments later you found out that it's shampoo all over your body

"yan sekarang mane nak turun gym lagi.. da ngah bercinte.." wat the? ape je.. so long since i date or anything.. my latest target setakat text aje. my fren buat klakar

dear TypeTen driver,

'banyak siket boleh?' translaton in english is 'a bit more can?'

not

'many little can?'

#justAnotherDayAtWerk

RT @ustazdondani "Jangan ego dengan kehebatan dan kekuasaan, jangan sombong dengan ketinggian ilmu dan amalan, jangan takabbur dengan kemuliaan."

step 1: think positive

step 2: sabar

step 3: ingat Tuhan

takmo ikutkan ego. mengamuk maki2 orang. tak dapat ape2.. dapat dosa ade ah

RT @LoriShemek  Potassium speeds muscle's ability to burn fat by 22% for 4 hours straight. Few top sources:  Yogurt, tomatoes, raisins.

RT @KasyfiAlif "Kalau nak menasihat, jangan sampai memalukan seseorang. Kena perlahan-lahan kalau nak mengubah seseorang itu. Jangan suka mendesak."

RT @rahbiiii "Nama jodoh kita telah tercatat di sisiNya 50,000 tahun sebelum langit dan bumi diciptakan. HR. Muslim\Tirmidzi."

share your parents' wisdom with your friends

and one day in times of trouble

if we were to forget.... your friends will remind you of your parents' wisdom. thank you my bestie, @AinLatina

RT @iTweetFacts "Smiling lifts the muscles in the face.

Smiling makes skin appear 7 years younger than it actually is."

idlan watch tv very concentrate

click here

umi & abah. raye da lepas pun nk visit relatives.. hahah

healthy diet foods

happy 3 yrs anniversary!! ica batch 17/2010 :)

'doggy style'

a guy and a girl, both virgins, are alone together having a picnic at a park.

girl: dear, guess what i'm thinking about doing with you right now.

guy: what.

girl: have you ever tried doggy style?

guy: what!! you mean now? err..

girl: yes. hehe.

guy: my dear, this is a public place. i mean.. ah, what the hell. let's do it.

..and so the girl takes out a tennis ball and waves it at the guy's face,

girl: WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY?? (throws the ball onto the grass patch) GO BOY, GO FETCH THE BALL!!

guy: what the. hahaha okay! WOOF!! WOOF!!!

they both remain virgins till the day they got married 3 years later and lived happily ever after. the end :)

awesome outing with my parents!!

dah 10 zulkaedah tapi kueh raye maseh byk

maseh belum lemau yo

then and now photos #bff #cats #allgrownup

friday the 13??

haiss kesian my adek.. she wanted to go cycling but her bicycle parts are stolen and damaged.. i think kene vandalised by some people.

we have the same bike but why my parts still intact?? hmm

this pic is from last year

4km evening power walk!! :)

the person who you always want to talk to when you feel lonely, could be the reason why you feel lonely.

housing in sg....

fuhhh my virgin run using this app. FYI this is my usual jogging route

movie with umi & abah

wendy's version of oreo mcflurry. niceee

wahh cool pictures i took just now

#rain

new long sleeve shirt i bought at tesco

only RM20 seii

balance kueh tat hari raya!! maseh belum lemau

ni kalau bawak kat tempat keje confirm laku

tweets 1-3 sep

to catch a whale, you need to have the guts as big as a whale

RT @ltsBrunoMars Love your parents. We're so busy growing up, we often forget they're growing old.

nid to buy new pair of slippers. hmm i wonder when my bestie is free to go shopping with me

i tink i have to start saving more and do ot.. support umi & abah because my adek tunang early next yr

umi ckp lelaki joehoe byk yng malas2 suke lepak2.. she mentioned some of my cousins as examples. hmm

@Faris_BlackStar

“Life is short, live it.

Love is rare, grab it.

Anger is bad, dump it.

Fear is awful, face it.

Memories are sweet, cherish it.”

a banana a day, keeps the doc away

3 days since i logged in fb & twitter.

mzz remember you said that you changed?

well, i still think you are the same person. it's just that you a going through a very rough time at work and bad health.

pray to Allah my fren, semoge diberi cepat sembuh.

stay positive my dear fren =)))

miss you much

on the way to kempas w/ akak, abg wan & nephew

it's been 1 week since bestie replied my tweets.. mention her 4 times tapi tak reply. hmm k dun want to bother her. respect her space

i miss her but i know must have limit. insyaAllah you will recover fully and sihat my fren.

depression. my desktop computer buat hal. rotting at home on an offday. i dont know whats wrong with me.

the mystery of time

the mystery of time.

makes you forget about someone,

makes you miss someone even more.

:(

sihat sblm sakit

tweets 31 aug

#morningJog fuhh.. in 15 days i jogged a total of 12km

baek pe ch5 ade cite dragonheart. last time i watched it during pri school.. on video tape