tweets 1 apr- 31 jun

Why do drivers disrespect cub riders? Because cubs are too small to be regarded as a motorcycle. Easily mistaken it as a bicycle. Hahaa. But underbone motorcycles are one of the most practical vehicles especially in high volume traffic. Nimble, light, cheap to own and maintain



@ustazharidrus Jun 23 Puasa tanpa solat ibarat kerja tanpa gaji.



Korg imagine officer yng badan tinggi besar mcm @EwanDez pastu muke fierce intimidating mcm hispanic skinhead. mcm cain velasquez.. .. pastu tibe2 die joget dgn nyanyi suare lembut "indahnya sungguh di hari raya Ramainya orang bersuka ria.."



@SantapanMinda Jun 17 Islam is not about 'we're better than you'. Islam is about 'let me show you something that is better for you'. #iloveislam



#life teaches me that nothing lasts forever



@ainfazlianaa Jun 6 Masa tunang adalah waktu yg paling kritikal . Kenapa??? Selangkah kau menuju ke jalan yg halal , syaitan tidak akan suka !!!



@CintaRasulAllah Jun 17 Berpuasa adalah suatu rukun dan solat juga adalah suatu rukun.



People with assets/money vs people with hardwork/talent



"finally got my 2b and bought myself a duke. i'm gonna call it lizzie" itu motor india. kasi la nama relevant. tamilselvam ke ravi ke



#Hate is more likely to transform into love, than #sympathy And that's why girls like bad boys



Ade yng amek mc pasal leave tak dpt. Korg nak dgr alasan yng bodo org amek mc? Amek mc pasal seluar dlm semua belum cuci. Haha



A: wifey. U cheating on me
B: what do u mean
A: u talking with your male colleague and he called u 'honey'
B: nama i kan Hani
A: eh lupe lak


My mum always told me it's easy to keep your room tidy. Just put back the things where you take them from



#motophotopalabuto



@ustazdondaniyal  May 12
Enam Kalimat Ringan Yang Besar Pahalanya
◆ Subhanallah
◆ Alhamdulillah
◆ Allahu Akbar
◆ Laa Ilaaha Illallah
◆ Masya Allah
◆ Astaghfirullah



L: Besarnye mata you. Tutup siket, lebah masuk nanti
P: haa. Lebah? Bukan lalat
L: lebah. Pasal matanya manis seperti madu
#ciah



Aku ade rashes Mak aku sapu air daun pandan kat kulit Pastu hari khamis sapu air kunyit Pastu hari jumaat sapu tepung pulak..Pastu hari sabtu pulak sapu air limau nipis.. Hmm.. Mak aku nak ubat aku ke nak masak aku



"saya tak belikan bini saya Michael kors, terus dia menopause"



Because highly-educated youngsters doesn't necessarily have to come from volvo-driving parents with executive, directorial jobs



Never forget the people who are with you from the start. Your parents that is. Since the day you're born



That one guy who is fesbuk friends with all the girls that you want to add #mutualFriendsProblem



@FiqDrewx  26 Jul 2015
"Menyesal aku tak dengar cakap mak aku dulu."

"Apa mak kau cakap?"

"Kan aku cakap aku tak dengar. Mana la aku tau"

dan dia pun BERHUHUHU.



"honey, where are eating dinner tonight?"
i'm taking you to an american restaurant
"wow so special? i love you so much honeyy"

.. sekali gi mkn kat mcdonalds. Confirm bini die otak beng siol. Hahaha



Budak born 95' and later be like "i gonna spend 7k on dubai. Around 2 weeks gitu." kimek. Bapak kau company director bwk volvo pe? Aku bila age 21, baru ORD.. dlm bank account aku pun 3-digit aje..



Single driver enters non-driver ctr, "you should tell your engineers to create a robotic arm so i don't have to stretch myself this way."I said, God is the greatest engineer of them all, he created two legs for you so that you should step out of the car.



Captions gambar ig kau seriously takleh angkat, aku nak uninstall ig aku. Hahahahaaaa