Friends who know me since 2011:
wah yan, badan kau makin naik
@aiirifrost
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Nov 1, 2019
Recent spats of molestation cases among teens - korang tkde hobby lain ke? Play guitar and form a band ke. Release your energy somewhere useful please. Form boyband pon ok.
Sometimes a person's obesity can determine a person's financial status
A twin under 700cc with 100hp Face screaming in fear
That's insane if you ask me. A twin duc or ktm engine needs to be around 800cc to archive that kind of power
@IslamicTongue
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Nov 10, 2019
ALLAH will not put a burden on you which you cannot handle!!!
Kalau keje dgn lain department lain agency nak kene sombong ke?
Let's be mature guys. There's always rumours being spread about other departments killing each other. But who knows in times of need, kita akan perlukan tolong antara sama2?
Remember the tale of the Lion face and the Mouse face
Semua hobi pakai duit. Collect helmet motor, main muzik, main drone, main bowling blaa bla
Ade ke hobi yng tak pakai duit?
Nose piercings are a turn off for me
@iffgone
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Nov 16, 2019
Someone :
Colgate is a brand
Maggie is a brand
Planta is a brand
Clorox is a brand
Pampers is a brand
Panadol is a brand
Me :
Belikan maggie Indomie, pampers Drypers, colgate Darlie, planta Butterfly dengan clorox jenama Vanish.
Consider myself to be an empathetic person because everything is about perspective
Everybody cares about whether they got stabbed behind their back, nobody realises that someone has helped them without them knowing. #antihusnuzon
Locker West Wing, pantry East Wing, toilet central wing. Tempat wudhu pun mcm jauh dari locker takde shelter
@ashvinmenon
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Nov 23, 2019
I legit remember asking my dad when I was young why he was eating beef.
"Oh because Malaysia imports our cows from Australia which means they're Christian cows so it's fine"
I... I believed this for longer than I'd like to admit. Face with tears of joy
'1. Recognise the unfair advantages'
When she mentions this, it can actually be applied to many things in life
Financial status, religion dedication, work skill level and etc
Most instances rely on family backgrounds or past working experience
If you think air frying food is much more healthier than deep frying.. Wait till you try to clean your air fryer Neutral face 6-7 years worth of grease
@FakkahFuzz
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Aug 18, 2013
I'm at the age where if I see an old dude wear a T-shirt of my fav band, i get excited and then I realize that we were classmates in pri sch
4 plugs 3 bottles and the air filter cleaned. 120 bucks
For the bros who are too easily mesmerised by a girl's beauty, remember
A bicycle completely fixed with a r15 coverset is still a bicycle
"I'm at the age where if the group of MRT police see me, they greeted me 'good evening uncle/auntie' instead of screening me"
Dulu rt strict seh. Attire and bearing the tiptop, kene fall in according to number tag. Trainer pulak tekan kite rabak2 mcm recruit
Skrg.. Boleh pakai earrings la, rambut zlatan la, rambut cavani la.. Fall in pun bersepah
Lagi pandang korg2 yng taknah buat ippt 5 stations
Hot shower after riding and drenched in downpour. Best feeling so far
@aimansalim_
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Dec 20, 2019
zombie boleh gigit manusia, lepastu jadi zombie. kenapa manusia tak gigit zombie. lepastu jadilah manusia
"nod cosmetics - ALL EYES ON YOUU"
"ejen riyan ria - JANGAN PANDANG BELAKANG"
"nene chicken - NENEK KAUUU"
First time successfully did parallel parking. In between 2 cars.
Nothing to brag though. Did it with a kecik molek blu sg car Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes
Mak cik at the mee rebus stall charge me 80 cent for begedil
@ShaykhAzhar
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Dec 24, 2019
It’s not haram to wish our Christian friends a merry Christmas.
It’s not haram to wish our Jewish friends a happy Hanukkah.
It’s a greeting, not the propagation of a belief system, so relax.
Your faith won’t dissolve, I promise you.
@vpsupercorp
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Dec 27, 2019
Our govt: Singapore has no natural resources, we are the only resource.
ME: okay, so why dont you invest in us? Give us free education, free healthcare, and increase our wages,
Our govt: *cricket noises*
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