Tweets - 1 March

 @IlmFeed · Dec 30, 2019 Thread: Here are some of our favourite stories from 2019: When a politician who once said 'Islam is a lie' became a Muslim:

Best nine tapi letak 16 gambar. Dah 2020 pun maths tak pandai2

I think sinkapo is the only place where you can be broke and overweight at the same time

Don't mean to preach but the propose of buying a -car insurance- is to prepare for an accident. You're 100% sure that in a lifetime you won't involve in an accident? Then skip buying it Same goes to your -prayers- If you're 100% sure you'll end up in heaven? Then skip it

A hobi that i might want to take up this year? Drone flying. Maybe cooking. Or start on the ukulele.

@imranye dont take it too seriously, it is just a tv show, if u do take it too seriously, it really says a lot about your trust in god.

18 Things People Think This Decade Will Be Remembered For 19. Rise of uber and phv 20. Rise of pmd 21. Rise of food delivery apps 22. Car/bicycle sharing 23. Mobile online gaming 24. Social media 'story mode' 25. Man city fans

Always considered myself as an oldskol guy. Not retro, but just outdated. Back then when kids are into mcr, fall out boy and shit. I was into iron maiden, helloween, early deftones material, rage against the machine and all It's just that new products lack depth and character

Finally watched antman2 just now.. With that i finished watching all phase 1 mcu movies. The brightest tone so far, nobody died in the story

Carik kawan rapat pun macam jodoh jugak Imagine. Reservist sama2, keje tempat sama2, dua2 naik motor, main mobile game sama app, support sama team bola sama.. So many similarities yet still. Kalau die tak nak rapat dgn kite, nak buat ape? 

sufiyan bloodvein @sufiyanblodvein · Jan 13 So many common interests yet no chemistry 

sufiyan bloodvein @sufiyanblodvein · Jan 14 On a positive note, we just have to respect another one's freedom of choice. Yes lines are drawn. But sometimes the most meaningful friendships are forged through mutual understanding despite differences

Some people have to post a pic of every single thing they buy which are quite expensive Thinking face 

sufiyan bloodvein @sufiyanblodvein · Jan 15 And imagine if this nigga actually owes you money

IG shud create a premium version: 9.99 per month, especially people who post more than 3 stories with a day hahah Make the ------------------------------ people pay for this kind of shit Smiling face with open mouth and tightly-closed eyes free basic version only entitled to 3 stories a day 

sufiyan bloodvein @sufiyanblodvein · Jan 19 *within a day

It's about the bigger picture when someone no longer appears in your life

@_nadirahp · Jan 20 White people so dramatic. This man wife had to work overtime and he was upset so he dumped the whole dinner in the garbage. Face with tears of joy why?

Washing my hands in the toilet and then my colleague entered and said START VICTORY MODE

Really envy people who still refuse to eat veggies or beansprouts Frowning face back when I was a toddler, I had my own rebel agenda too! I refuse to wear any pants. Mum would scold and chase me around the house forcing me to wear one If only I was as determinedly stubborn like you all Pensive face 

sufiyan bloodvein @sufiyanblodvein · Jan 26 Mum outsmarted me when I was 7. Like a dictator she is, mum told me 'no TV no Power Rangers until you wear your bloody pants on you shameless little boy' And of course I surrendered. Mighty morphin PR was the shit. Think of what I could have become today Pensive face 

sufiyan bloodvein @sufiyanblodvein · Jan 26 Also, at the age of 7 it was my circumcision That first few days 'Lil P' was bleeding and all. Even I got so scared what I'm seeing in between my legs, I started wearing pants ever since

Being around malay colleagues be like 'senyum la siket. Senyum tu sedekah' And moments later another colleague will say 'kau macam tak betul aje senyum sorang sorang'

Parody of spice girls - mama: Song is renamed to 'mamak'. The music video will be shot at restaurants like srisun prata at  around 1am. Showing customers eating, smiling and enjoying their supper. Appreciating mamak food whilst all the other eateries had already been closed.

Is there a special hell for people who eat kuaci irresponsibly at work

@jalalmisai68 · Feb 4 Pakcik baru balik ziarah kematian. Innalillahiwainna ilai hiroji'un. Sayu hati bila terkenang satu nasihat Buya Hamka, "..kematian lebih banyak terjadi di tempat tidur berbanding pesawat, tapi kenapa lebih ramai yang takut mati ketika menaiki pesawat berbanding di tempat tidur?"

Facial appearance tells a lot but not everything. How many times have we heard "at first I thought you're arrogant, but actually you're the nicest people I've ever met"

Cainese: shopping everything and anything, queueing, rushing to stock up the food and supplies Other brown peoples: browsing thru the best paraphernalia at the hardware store to rob them

@Zackyrif · Feb 12 It's scary to learn that everyday since the time of your birth, the angel of death will visit you and in those days, he'll ask God, "Dear god, is it his/her time?" And the answer has always been no. May god grant you a beautiful death on the day he finally says yes. Ameen.Relieved face

A: kerata masuk jaybi tak boleh pump minyak 95 eh? 97 aje kan B: tengok pump attendant die.. Ade yng tak kasi, ade yng tutup mata A: tapi kalau pump attendant die pakai Dark sunglasses macam mana nak tau mata die tutup ke tak?

Malay names corresponds to certain decade am I right When was the last time you seen an elder pakcik by the name of hafiz or farhan Or a millennial/younger by the name of dollah or jamilah or rokiah or osman. Or buang

Dizzy face 190 bucks gone Money with wings to have my suzuki coolant set replaced

@muftimenk · Feb 26 Don't speak negatively about your spouse to others; including friends & family! By doing so you’re destroying the life within your relationship. You’re inviting Satan to dwell on the negatives. Even if your spouse has done wrong, speak to him/her privately, not to a third party!

@HajiDevil · Feb 26 ITE student caught a perv, while Uni students were caught being pervs. Shows u tht education is beyond the classroom or institution.