Who the **** is Mr. Unknown?

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The insults on Unknown is a super smash boxoffice movie! I mean.. Smashing and boxing his face and something like that. I didn't know how he feels right now but I just don't care (and who does).

So who the **** is Unknown?

Hmm... Refering to his birth history.. He doesn't has any name (we can call him emo-ass, or "Mummy! Look, I'm a Metalhead!!").

When his slutty mother (gangbanged by 30 ugly guys) gave birth to him, she died 2 seconds after sh*tting him out. 5 seconds later, his dad (too gay to contribute a sperm) died of terror because he was too faint-hearted, looking at the sh*t coming out from that bitch.

The doctor was shocked till death too, upon discovering that Unknown has both male and female sexual organs. The nurse fell out of the window because she was laughing too hard.

Hence, no name was ever given to the poor illegitimate child. Or like the English call, bastard.

Stay tuned for the next life story of Unknown.

Next: Toddler Unknown learns (and still currently learning... man, he's dumb) the two words "Wankers" and "Posers". And also turns homosexual.